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patch @PatchToTheMax

former @jock_reynolds troublemaker. current @maxstainkamph impersonator. drawmonger. reluctant @EssendonFC fan. not really on here any more. he/him

Joined April 2015
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patch@PatchToTheMax
27 Aug 2025
Replying to @PatchToTheMax
also as an aside, - planning on spending much less time on this website in the future so you'll see me around here a lot less. big love
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No Gryan Miers? #Messi
AFL
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If we had to field a World Cup team 💭
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Watching the US score three goals in a half at the world cup has given me some sort of weird psychic damage
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SuperCoach AFL
@SuperCoach
Jun 12
Iconic from Max Holmes
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SuperCoach AFL
@SuperCoach
Jun 11
Keep ✅ or yeet 🥾 #SuperCoach @al_supercoach and @PatchToTheMax make the big calls on Murdock, Jagga Smith, Houston, and Walsh! 📹Full episode: youtu.be/KLAa0B85H4w
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SuperCoach AFL
@SuperCoach
Jun 11
Trade in Sam Durham? 🤔 @al_supercoach and @PatchToTheMax look at the most traded in players this week with Durham coming in at 4th overall! Are you backing him in? 📹WATCH: youtu.be/KLAa0B85H4w | #SuperCoach
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Anyone wants to become a sponsor and throw pickles at me pls get in touch
Al Paton@al_supercoach
Jun 11
BEWAP is back! Love your thoughts on new format, segments for Thursday pod - talking trades, captains how to finish a team with @PatchToTheMax youtu.be/KLAa0B85H4w?si=qVu9… via @YouTube #SuperCoach
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SuperCoach AFL
@SuperCoach
Jun 10
HOLD 🖐️ HOLD OFF 🚫 Two trades you should reconsider ahead of round 14 with @PatchToTheMax and @chloekwilliams. 📹Full episode: bit.ly/4uoHZfW | #SuperCoach
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SuperCoach AFL
@SuperCoach
Jun 10
Buy, Hold, Sell for Round 14 ‼️ Brought to you by TAB, We’re On | @tabcomau For free and confidential support, call 1800 858 858 or visit gamblinghelponline.org.au #SuperCoach #AFL
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Joel Bowden all over again
Fox Footy
@FOXFOOTY
Jun 7
"There's no way he can make the distance..." Harry McKay milked 41 seconds off the clock by taking this set shot from very long range in the final minutes of Carlton's thrilling win over Essendon. ✍️ MORE: bit.ly/4awWC9M #AFLDonsBlues
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Nic Negrepontis@NicNegrepontis
30 Apr 2023
When the last game of the week finishes and it cuts straight to Bounce.
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i love football, this is so good
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my SC cup revival depends on new Potatoes recruit Ed Richards 🫡🫡🫡
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this has started... poorly
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That'll teach me for going early on a rookie i guess. Hope both lads are okay
7AFL
@7AFL
Jun 4
Hugo Hall-Kahan and Toby Murray both went down to the rooms following a collision. #AFLCrowsCats
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went back out there with a crooked shnoz, what a man
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robbed of a draw
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gonna be real mad when tom stewart scores less points than i've done pushups today (72)
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SuperCoach AFL
@SuperCoach
Jun 4
Captains, Late Mail, and Trade Plans! #SuperCoach @al_supercoach and @PatchToTheMax hit the studio to discuss all the big topics, and a Hugh McCluggage conundrum... 📹WATCH: youtu.be/aqkdwDBwJ8k
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