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Beryl has done Chester today.
Missed Friday wedding but am in time for my Saturday funeral?.
1.35 Accrual
2.10 Just a Girl
2.47 Katie's Cavalier
3.23 Golden West (she must be kidding!)
4.00 Atomic Force
4.37 Kingdom of Stars
5.12 Helmsley.
All win you have a jackpot million
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Beryl's Crystal ball guard dog Alfie never sleeps.
He loves me to bits...until I touch her crystal ball and he has me in a flash. 4th place pay out bookies are essential for Beryl's picks
No matter how bonkers her long shots are she ALWAYS makes a daily profit.
I hate her!
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BERYL'S pics Stake 1ew = 14 units
Last.
Non runner 2
Last
4th 28-1 (come back foul words) 8
2nd 5-1. 2.25
Last
So .25 of a unit profit with 5.12 race Helmsley to come. I hate the evil witch.
I'm going to steal the Crystal Ball she reads "The Sun" racing page through.
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It's a superb Saturday horseracing
Sandown, York, Chester lead the parade.
I am seething and angry and cursing my idiocy.
Yesterday
Mystic Beryl computer programme came up with as top picks
Our Havana 22-1 WON
Triple Force 40-1 3rd
I bet neither thinking she was visiting fairies.
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Putin has the best interest of the UK at heart.
I agree with Vladimir.
But we surely need more than his suggestion, 007 and The Bond Girls.
Sean Connery is dead.
Rest only 00 and a 1/4
Judi Dench 91
Ursula Andress 90.
Just need a Dads Army to sink the invasion canoes at Dover.
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Patrick Callaghan retweeted
Don't bother mate.
It's not the World Cup
Not 1966.
11 stout white born and bred Englishmen playing 11 stout hearted born and bred Germans.
Not even 1978 when 11 born and bred Scots went out on their shields beating Holland 3-2.
It's now a Barnum and Bailey money making circus.
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Today's "The Times" headline.
"Women preyed on billionaire West Ham owner, David Sullivan, for sex and money"
Poor sod.
I know how he feels.
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Yesterday I loitered, by ASDAs wonderful selection of sausages next to a young woman.
She seemed uncertain.
"WHY DONT YOU TRY THESE BIG ONES" I suggested.
My hate cop daughter arrested me.
"Thats sexually offensive, dad!"
Brand name? forgotten but they are on the left of cabinet
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Cricket: English game to train Army officers.
Soccer: English game to train Other Ranks to die.
More confidence if surrounded by fellow countrymen.
Not led by German Oberst Tuchel and a German spy Korporal Kane.
Surrounded by French Colonial Infantry.
Who gives a fuck?
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I have met Ben Stokes.
A nice man.
Modest, kind, Godfearing and an average ration of intelligence.
Everything the English are not.
Hence the clueless bunch of walking bone heads made Ben captain.
If King, I will offer any trophy won under Ben to its rightful country New Zealand.
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Anybody interested in "so called" England sports teams.?
I am 100% racist and England teams are a total fraud.
I was born in England, raised in England but can't stand the stupid arrogant bastards. Not my fault where the bed was my desperate economic migrant parents slept in.
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Proof I am not homophobic. I cheered Emilio Gay louder than anyone yesterday.
An English gay (a bit of spik in the mix, granted) not a New Zealand, West Indian or South African economic migrant
I don't blame the Barbadian whore Jofra Archer for getting best paying John he can.
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Iamo Gay and the closet gay Jacob "Pretty Boy" Bethell are British gays..
Go for it lads.
If girls had same snarling angry vengeful faces in my day, I'm sure I would have been a queer as well.
Girls stride down my street in packs , flexing muscles, looking for a fight.
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Patrick Callaghan retweeted
Everybody does that!
Why do you keep mentioning Muslims?
You flew 4 000 miles glad hand jews when a stabbing of a JEW happened in Manchester
But we did not see you and Vicky on the street 65 miles away when an ENGLlSH boy got stabbed.
Fuck off to Ukraine or Israel you cunt.
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Patrick Callaghan retweeted
Inventing Lebanon attacking Israel.
6,000 rockets this year the latest excuse to invade Lebanon.
No craters
No destroyed buildings
No dead Israelis.
The people who made diamonds are hearts. Hearts are spades. Clubs are anything except clubs. Total liars.
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Why not end a good week betting with a 66-1 Betty's View. Thirsk 6.45
Never seen her look better.
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Pleased with my "Calendar Girl" selection SKI ANGEL 15.10 at Carlisle.
20-1.
Ran on well only 3 lengths behind the winner.
Fair to say that my 13X28 day calendar reveals more than the 12 × 28 30 31 calendar about "well being"
I'll find another no hoper for tomorrow.
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Daily Express headline "Jewish people don't feel safe on British Streets"
Traitors don't do they?
In France they tarred, feathered, street hung the nazi collaborators.
They back the Germanic nazi forces in the genocide of Palestine, Lebanon, Gaza and Iran and still expect 💋
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After staying up half the night, focusing on a single horse.
I've come up with Ski Angel 15.10 at Carlisle.
By the 13 month calendar she is in 3.6 lengths better shape than her previous 5th. 20-1.
Longshore? Sure bet each way
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I am a big admirer of the Italian Mathematician, Cardoni and the trideconagal pack of cards.
Also bookmarker Pope Gregory is a great
His secret gathering of bookmakers in Whitby ad 664 so messed up the calendar that punters would always bet on losers. Even Paddy will struggle.
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