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The richest man on Earth dismantled the organization that feeds the poorest children on earth. The definition of evil is being a trillionaire in a world where millions of children are starving.

I'm sure what happened next was a strong condemnation of the remarks from everyone else with a microphone, right?

I guess it’s appropriate that it’s flag day since we spent $60 billion to ultimately waive a white flag and surrender get back the same agreement we used to have.

If you can’t tax billionaires and trillionaire because “its unrealized gains until they cash out,” then stop letting them leverage that wealth for loans, as collateral, or as equity. If it’s not real enough to tax, it shouldn’t be real enough to leverage. This is why we say the system is rigged in favor of the super wealthy. Abolish billionaires, tax them out of existence, protect working people.

163 days between Zohran Mamdani taking office and the Knicks winning the finals. Damn he works quick.

Kinda funny that "certain" people were predicting Sharia Law & mass population exodus in NYC from the Mamdani era, and instead it's like the most joyous the city has ever been 😂

Aged like milk.

Former #49ers pass rusher Aldon Smith died this morning in Northern California. He was 36. Statement from team: “We are devastated by the sudden and tragic passing of Aldon Smith. Aldon’s undeniable talent and sheer dominance on the field were on display from the moment he joined our organization, having recorded one of the best rookie seasons the National Football League has seen. Beyond his excellence as a player, Aldon will be remembered for his infectious smile that lit up every room he walked into. Our entire organization sends its deepest condolences to the Smith family and all who knew and loved Aldon.”

Elon Musk held up a chainsaw, fed USAID into the wood chipper, and at least 600,00 people have already died as a result - two-thirds of them children. History's first trillionaire.

The brain really struggles to conceptualize this amount of money, so I thought I would do it as a function of time. 1 million seconds is about 11.5 days. 1 billion seconds is about 31.5 years. 1 trillion seconds is about 31,710 years.

Breaking: Judge grants Cooper's objection to warrant on upcharges (two assault charges) filed by DA. "The Court has reviewed Defendant's Objection to Issuance of Warrant ("Objection"). The Court agrees with Defendant's Objection and hereby orders that no warrant shall issue based on C.R.S. § 16-4-108. Pursuant to that statute, the bond posted in 26M1307 "shall continue in effect until final disposition of the case in the trial court." C.R.S. § 16-4-108. Therefore, Defendant's request for no warrant to issue is hereby GRANTED, and his bond shall continue in this case."

Congrats to @elonmusk for becoming a trillionaire and being the final proof that money doesn't make you happy.

Capitalism is better than socialism because one man gets to be a trillionaire instead of everyone having healthcare

Weird, I was told he would usher in Sharia law.

Hearing the whole @BillyStrings crowd belting the Chorus to Fire Line will never get old.

Some thoughts on the new Epstein Files revelations: I’ve now read everything that’s come out from the new Haberman and Swan book, and the thing I keep coming back to is the Situation Room. They held multiple meetings in the Situation Room about the Epstein files. That room is for war. It’s for national security emergencies. It is not for figuring out how to spin a scandal you’re telling the country is a hoax. While the President was deflecting or calling this old news, his own Vice President and Chief of Staff were huddled in the most leak-proof room in America because they knew how bad it really was. You don’t take a nothingburger to the Situation Room. And I have to be honest, reading all this brings back a lot of frustration about what happened in the House of Representatives. I sat there and watched Mike Johnson send the House home early to dodge a vote on releasing these files. I watched him refuse to swear in a duly elected colleague for months just to stall the discharge petition. Month after month of excuses, arm twisting, and procedural games, all to keep this information from the public. We only got the files because survivors, families, and a handful of members in both parties simply refused to let it go. So when people ask me why I talk so much about transparency and accountability, this is why. The truth eventually comes out. It always does. The only question is whether your leaders helped reveal it or helped bury it. Everyone who voted to keep these files hidden should have to answer for that. Finally, notice what’s missing from all of this is any sign that Trump’s DOJ will actually investigate the powerful men named in these files. Draw your own conclusions about why a Justice Department run by the President’s former defense lawyers might not be eager to pull that thread.

The cult has turned a lunatic’s irrational hatred of windmills into a fucking “National security” issue. Orwell would have laughed his ass off at this shit.

Violence is NOT the answer. The answer is *opens history book* uh oh *frantically starts flipping through pages* uh oh. oh no. no no no. uh oh

Talarico: Here's what real men don't do. They don't lie and cheat their way through life. They don't sell their soul to the highest bidder. Real men serve others, weak men serve themselves. So I welcome this debate. I don't think Paxton or Cruz are in a position to tell anyone what a real man is.