Muse-free Musings.

Joined January 2013
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Matt Patterson retweeted
30 Jun 2025
We're giving away a baseball signed by @Brewers rookie flamethrower Jacob Misiorowski 🔥 Repost and reply for a chance to win!
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Matt Patterson retweeted
You can get 25% off everything on Upswing Poker starting Monday... ...but we're GIVING AWAY one advanced $999 course first! How to enter: 1. Retweet Like this tweet 2. Reply with your go-to poker game (cash, tourneys, PLO, etc) The winner will be announced Monday @ 10AM. GL!
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a beautiful story in 2 pictures
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This is HILARIOUS! Republican Jesus is the funniest thing you will see on this site ALL DAY. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Joey Votto said everything you were thinking about baseball

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ATTENTION QANON, MAGAT FASCISTS: Every time you sing "We're Not Gonna Take It" remember it was written by a cross-dressing, libtard, tree hugging half-Jew who HATES everything you stand for. It was you and people like you that inspired every angry word of that song! SO FUCK OFF!
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Matt Patterson retweeted
29 Jun 2022
There’s no better feeling than Irish exiting and no one texting you about it
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He always plays the game with respect and passion. Competes at the highest level and also makes time to interact with the fans and make wonderful memories. He also gives back to the world through philanthropic works. @JoeyVotto, you’ll always be the GOAT to me.
A fan had a sign that said, "Joey Votto will you make a TikTok with me?" so naturally Joey organized a whole routine with her on the fly
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Pleas watch this and RT it 1 million times. Thank you.
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kid is wondering why a baseball game is happening at his dance party

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RT @SYMEA: Beware. She can move in any direction.
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I will never forget how broken I felt in that hospital bed. I was dying from diabetic ketoacidosis, all because I chose to use my last dollars to feed my daughters over my expensive insulin. When you see me fighting for Medicare for All in the U.S. Senate, you’ll understand why.
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When someone shows you a meme, they’re really saying, “Look at what I saw while I was pooping”.
Matt Patterson retweeted
22 Oct 2021
Everyone wants to live in a peaceful world, but it’s necessary to understand that what destroys peace is anger and hatred. This is why the long term goal is to create inner peace within individuals, so contributing to a more compassionate humanity.
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I loved Besser Vision. I always enjoy the regular format but I like when you guys take risks and do something different and unique. @improv4humans @MattBesser @brettsperminute
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“Rat out your neighbors’ personal medical decisions and the state will reward you with $10,000” sounds a hell of a lot more Soviet than most of the things Republicans these days denounce as “communism."
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I’m never as succinct or as eloquent as this. I’m glad someone else is…
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