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Jun 11
That handshake would be so awkward, FIFA officials would be sweating through their expensive suits and the media would go into a frenzy.
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A vibrant 21-year-old woman is gone forever in Brazil. Her family has to bury a daughter not because of an unpredictable natural disaster or equipment failure, but because some random workers were too lazy to do a five second safety check.
JUST IN: 21-year-old dies after workers forget to attach safety rope and push her off 40-meter bridge in São Paulo’s Limeira, Brazil
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ROLL ME A MIC AND LET ME SMOKE IT TILL IM HIGH AND U EVER SEE ME ROCK AND YOU KNOW THAT I LIVE AND DIE FOR THE THINGS I DO, THE SLANG I USE, BREAKES DOWN MIC AND DESTROY YOUR CREW....
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Jun 13
If you know who these women are then you need God in your lives.
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Jun 13
People think being evil is the ultimate freedom because you "do whatever you want."
But evil usually makes you a slave to your worst impulses. True freedom is having the power to do harm, but choosing peace instead.
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G(✿ ♡) retweeted
Jun 12
So the phrase 'you act just like your father' isn’t even an insult anymore, it’s just a highly accurate cellular diagnosis.
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Jun 12
Saudi Aramco held the crown for years, but SpaceX just flew right past them. It turns out trading fossil fuels from the ground can't compete with trading literal rockets to the moon. 🚀🚀🚀
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Jun 12
When a friend asks you to trash her boyfriend, it’s a trap. The moment they get back together, you become the common enemy.
Suddenly, you’re the toxic one who "never liked him anyway."
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G(✿ ♡) retweeted
Jun 11
When you treat girlfriends like a designer suit and wives like an old gray hoodie.
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Jun 12
Yeah they are quite good at philosophical convos like this:
Jun 11
i love when toddlers passionately talk to you about absolutely nothing😂😂😂
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Jun 12
You’re standing there trying to look completely casual, but your legs are locked together tighter than a bank vault while you pray nobody asks you to take a step forward.
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Jun 11
Mexico has won the World Cup opening match against South Africa (Bafana Bafana).
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Johannesburg is in mourning at this time.
#MEXRSA #FIFAWorldCup
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Jun 11
The mother is terrified of her mom, the baby is terrified of its grandma, and the grandma doesn't even know she’s the main villain of a horror movie yet.
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G(✿ ♡) retweeted
Jun 10
Exactly. Don't broadcast the recipe while the cake is still in the oven.
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Jun 11
A woman who can't handle boredom is a woman whose boredom will cost you money.
If a quiet evening at home triggers a crisis, get ready to fund a lifetime of emergency vacations, retail therapy, and impromptu home renovations.
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Jun 10
Focus on what you bring to the table, and the room will forget what you looked like when you sat down.
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Jun 10
dangerous always feels good until it doesn't.
Jun 9
fcking raw is so dangerous but feels so good, Omg😭
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Jun 10
The World Cup is the greatest emotional rollercoaster. One day you're on top of the world, and the next you're crying because a guy missed a penalty kick from 12 yards out.
#FIFAWorldCup
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