I'm just here for the memes

Joined October 2019
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Made some of my grandmother's mac and cheese, and some lemon pepper cube steak. Simple, but still took a lot of work.
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*mouse appears at my wife's art studio* wife: "You better not be chewing on any of my paintings!" *then orders a mouse trap* w: "Your days are numbered, mouse!" *mouse traps arrive, she sets them up* w: "You're gonna get it!" *mouse gets caught in trap* w: *starts crying*
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According to this, 30 percent of 7 year olds have a smart phone. By 11, over 60 percent have one. This is total madness. If you’re giving a smart phone to your 7 year old, you’re a moron, an incompetent parent, and when your kid turns into a screen addled zombie with no personality or goals in life, it will be your fault completely, you absolute dumbass.
American kids spend enormous amounts of time online with very few significant restrictions, according to a new @FamStudies research brief published today by Michael Toscano, @lymanstoneky and @grantjbailey 🧵 (1 of 3) Read the summary here: ifstudies.org/blog/new-ifs-b…
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multiple times this week😭
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Have you heard of books?
Actually, Matt, some parents give tablets to their 4yos to teach them how to read (I think this girl is younger than 4)
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Going to dinner w/folks. They suggest Chilis. Check app for what I can eat: no ingredients list Check site: same Ok time to call. Location 1: Me: does the bbq sauce have high fructose corn syrup? Employee: let me check M: *waits 10 minutes E: There isn't an ingredients list (1/?)
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Location 2: M: What oils do you use and is there high fructose corn syrup in the buns? E: let me check M: *waits 5 mins E: Soybean oil and no M: Thanks! We go to L2. I order the salad w/ranch, not thinking, it gets to the table M: is there HFCS in the ranch? (2/3)
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Employee: *spends the next 5-10 minutes trying to convince me that its not there even though he can't find the ingredients list for it* Me: thank you, I'm sure its not there. *proceeds to not eat salad or ranch* (3/3)
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Proverbs 12:25 "Anxiety in the heart of a man causes depression, but a good word makes it glad." Remember to give someone a compliment, especially if they seem to be struggling. Give that person a good word to make their heart glad and to help push back their depression.
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The Lord brings the counsel of the nations to nothing; He makes the plans of the peoples of no effect. The counsel of the Lord stands forever, the plans of His heart to all generations. Blessed is the nation whose God is the Lord, the people He has chosen as His own inheritance."
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Just finished the Dragonlance Chronicles and wow. What a waste of time!
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There is no way this is one piece! That's like the entire point of Lego!
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Your critisisms in most areas are good and constructive, as seen here: x.com/i/status/2029580994802… Your criticisms in arts and culture are only ever destructive. You never offer any advice. Talking about what you like in separate posts is not advice, nor is it constructive.

This is one of the dumbest criticisms of me (and there are a lot). I hear all the time that I only ever complain about things, especially things in arts and culture. But the reality is that I actually talk about the things I like all the time. I probably do that more than most people in this space. Just last night I was posting about a random book I found interesting. This weekend I recommended a short story that I love (and talked about it on my show). I talk about the movies I like. I've done videos recommending films, listing my favorite musicians, discussing random subjects I find fascinating. You'd actually be hard pressed to find many conservative commentators who do more of that kind of thing than I do. As for solutions, I've spent years of my life making films with my team. Our last one debuted top 5 in the box office. I don't just talk about this stuff. I try to go out and do it myself. Again, there are hardly any commentators in the space who can say that. A few but only a few.
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Replying to @MiddleearthMixr
If this picture of the Lady of the Galadhrim absolutely ripping a heater gets more likes then biscuits and gravy is kino and Mixer is uncultured swine.
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Feb 19
This video, injected into my veins on a daily basis.
🔥🚨DEVELOPING: This clip displaying the difference between a man’s reality and a woman’s is going viral.
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I for one think it’s great. Please everyone with 100 followers retweet all my stuff. My caveman brain likes when numbers go up.
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love it when someone with 100 followers retweets me. thanks for nothing, retard
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The whole "we need to support conservative artists!" thing is thinking past the (bad) sale. The right answer is "we need to support an arts community that is open to people who don't parrot a party line." Because most artists aren't conservative or liberal, they're weird hodgepodges of confusion and chaos and crazy and experimentation and changing beliefs. They're our reminder that we can grow and shed our skins and feel no shame about learning, evolving, and changing our minds. By definition, they're not clean and predictable. If they are, something's gone wrong. The only reason "all artists are liberals" right now is because you need to be one for access to most distribution infrastructure. If all the tastemakers and patrons and publishers and gatekeepers require you to profess their belief system, you either become a grumpy, scarred, lone wolf doing her own thing (like me) and accept the suppression of your career, or you adopt the beliefs of those who will help you, either cynically or wholeheartedly, whichever you can live with. But any conservative who says they want more conservative artists is gatekeeping again. They want artists to be obedient and fit in their square holes, not the round ones. That creates the same mistake, from the opposite side. That's a call for propagandists, not artists. I'm an artist. I should both delight and offend everyone by turns, or I'm not being honest with myself.
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"Ai encourages art to not be strictly tied to commerce" This has got to be the most braindead statement I have ever heard. Art has never been tied to commerce. Art is an expression of your soul. Art is passion. The greats all became great not for commerce but because of passion.
I used your Earthworm Jim image and made a fun animation in about 15 seconds for free. This would cost $500k if I did it the traditional way. I wouldn't even spend that money on it because it wouldn't be profitable so Ai encourages art to not be strictly tied to commerce. grok.com/imagine/post/748b4c…
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