Dude i need to get a girlfriend ASAP😫 Whenever i use this slurpinator I just start imagining my ex putting my hard cock slowly down her throat feelin me twitch until she gets upset that I came early🤡, this toy to good man, i need a gf bad or im gonna end up getting a bud 😂🍑

Me n who

Me trying to wake him up because he's got a long day ahead of him 🥰😝

Ms. STEVENS

my absolute like dream is to be in a Thrupple with a hot ass babe and a bro🫣😳. I feel nothing would be hotter then just getting home from work and just watching your princess and your boy just catch a vibe on the couch and just casually sliding in while my bro is inside her asking how my bros day was as we're grinding our meaty cocks together in her creamy eye rolling pussy 🍆🤤 👀. I think it'd be cool catching feelings for her as we are inside her together. She could make us goon together and be like our mommy but we take her of financially and sexually. We can dress her up all the time, talk about her, spoil her, I think it'd be lit hbu, what do you think bro you down?💸💦

i just want a bro to share eachothers favorite porn together with, its like the ultimate form of friendship and the vibe we'll catch jerking off side by side would be such a memorable experience dont you think. 🥶 No girl would be able to ever get between us and the bubble butt teenies we bond to🥳

"Woah bro! Your SEARCH HISTORY is filled with PORN! You've been watching a lot of Chris Strokes, huh bro? Is there something about his PORN that you like? Let me watch some." "Oh fuck bro. I think I understand why you like him. I gotta TUG DONG but let's KEEP WATCHING."

pov: youre trying to show off to your homies but then the power goes out and kills the vibe

pov your bro is unusually territorial about this oneeeee specific toy 😵😨 anyone know why hes looking at me like that?😅

DUDE HELP, my girlfriends dad was a huge pornstar in the 90's and he'll let me take his daughters virginity but on one rule..... only in a porno 😲, sounds crazy but his whole theory is if we're gonna fuck might as well get paid to do it 🤨. but the thing i cant fucking last even in rubber pussy for more then a minute, fuck am i gonna do in my girlfriends fertile pussy😩 every thrust i do it feels like im going to pop and before i know it im smushing my balls and nutting like a hairy mess🙄,what should i do 🤔 i gotta impress him and last longer inside his daughter

Bro im sorry i couldnt hold it back, but cant you see me tryinggg 😩 it just keeps flowing like a creamy fountain that i just cant stop and im making such a friggin mess on ur bed im sorryyy😇.

Do you guys think real pussy is better than this? This thing doesnt complain, is always ready to get fucked, and i dont gotta buy it nothing dude. Way better then real pussy if you ask me😅😏 What do you guys think 🧐 ?

Up and down, im listening exactly to what you fucking said now stop annoying me and let me chill with your toy bud. I'll clean up the oil stains on your bed don't worry about it.

New favorite babe, Zoey Uso 😍🤤

The state of the art Slurpo-matic 2099xxx working overtime and making me cum nonstop, no wonder this thing got a warning label on it ⚠️💦

Your friend: BRO WHY DIDNT YOU COME OUT LAST NIGHT, IT WAS MAD FUN AND YOUR CRUSH WAS THERE BRO SHE LOOKED SOO FIRE😩🍑 You: Dang bro sucks i missed it, I was super busy and had mad work to do at home (The ''work'' you were doing at home lol)

Side squat with a shiny bubble 🫧