An enigma wrapped up in a conundrum, a conundrum wrapped up in a mystery.

Joined January 2009
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Finally put the weans down for the night, now for a bit of "me time"! Thank fcuk that's the internet fixed - just hope it stays that way!
Ho hum!
(Neds) Chavs are not the voice of dissafected working class youth, the are violent consumerist morons, with no taste in anything!!!!
Iligitum non carborundum
Don't have virtual sex, it only leads to computer viruses!
Infamy, infamy, they've all got it in for me!
As Douglas Adams says: I am experiencing "the long, dark tea-time of the soul".
Never hold your farts in, they travel up your spine and into your brain and that's when you get shitty ideas!
Another snowy night just after it cleared.
Niamh's anniversary today. I love you baby girl, I can't believe it's been 4 years since I last held you in my arms; I miss you so much. xXx
Bored bored bored!!!!!
Release the gazebos!! Let them run wild!!!!
Blah blah blah:)
Is it just me or was 'the office' a pile of brain-dead, overhyped, unfunny, dreadful simulated speed comedown, crap!!!!
It's a very blustery day, yet there's still no sign of Winnie the Pooh!
Russell Brand;- I have just fucked your grandparents!! THEY LOVED IT!!!:)
Apparently I don't exist! Type Pedair into Twitter and I won't be there!
Ma bum's jist fell aff!
goin off bebo in few mins
Callanetics 2moro!!! Lmao!!!!