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Joined August 2020
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22 Apr 2025
Pedri doesn’t play football—he conducts it. Each touch is a brushstroke, each pass a note in a larger composition. The game flows through him, not with force, but with the quiet authority of someone who sees time a second earlier than everyone else. GOAT Midfielder potential.
22 Apr 2025
Pedri Gonzalez vs Mallorca @Pedri
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Most men stopped expressing their feelings to women because every time they did, the conversation became about her instead.
Jun 13
One fact about a guy?
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The masculine urge to automatically assume a woman is lying the second she opens her mouth
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Two players on Kvaratskhelia and he suddenly lost his dribbling ability. You guys will respect Lamine by force.
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All roads lead to
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May 29
insane head loss 😭😭😭😭😭
HERE WE GO! Hemos enviado un fax al @FCBarcelona_es con nuestra oferta de traspaso: 4 entradas para el concierto de Bad Bunny de mañana, una suscripción anual al ABC y una bolsa de pipas. Esperamos ansiosos la respuesta para preparar el ‘announce’.
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¡Hola! @FCBarcelona
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Favorite Lewandowski moment? ⭐️
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Robert Lewandowski leaves Barça as free agent. 👋🏼 👟 190 games ⚽️ 119 goals 🅰️ 24 assists 🌟 143 goal contributions 🏆 3x La Liga 🏆 1x Copa del Rey 🏆 3x Spanish Supercup
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Came as a star. Leaves as legend. Thank you, Robert Lewandowski, for every goal, every battle, and every magic moment wearing these colours. Culer forever. 💙❤️
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You can never convince me these people aren’t the followers of Moloch. No sane person would EVER do this.
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The fastest way as a man to lose confidence is breaking small promises to yourself. Do what you said you would do. Always.
Men are happiest when they are improving themselves physically, mentally, and financially. An idle man is a depressed man.
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May 5
Warra character you are Ouki, moved me a thousand times 10/10 arc man
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en fait l’arc coalition de Kingdom ? comment ne pas faire une nuit blanche devant, j’suis déboussolée
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May 1
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🚨 CONFIRMED: Joao Pedro is ‘heavily liked’ by the Barcelona management, with Deco also involved. Option if Lewy leaves. @MatteMoretto #Transfers 🇧🇷
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Hiei is easily one of the rawest characters to ever grace this planet
Yu Yu Hakusho (1992)
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you ever wear a fit so hard you start acting different
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It’s funny when exes cope so hard that they have to try to publicly humiliate their exes for validation
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