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26 Mar 2025
Fuck it
Bold Predictions
Some of these are takes of mine that I’ve bookmarked along the way.
You can click on the screenshots/videos for more reasoning.
Because bold predictions w/o reasoning are whack
I think I’ll start off with a BANGER
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Jun 13
Gotta be the ugliest broadcast visual in MLB.
No company needs this much ad space
#BlueJays
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Jun 11
Who the fuck actually enjoys seeing celebrities every break in the action at sporting events?
@NBA
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Jun 11
2 things I’m positive that were told to big Blue Jays media:
1) Force the Max Scherzer is a legend narrative as much as you can despite him being washed
2) Never talk about Vlad’s busted swing
Fans & teammates applaud as Max Scherzer records career strikeout No. 3,500.
He's the 11th pitcher ever to reach that milestone.
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“If your coach tells you to swing down on the ball….tell him no.”
Josh Donaldson showed up to a rec softball game in full gear and hit an absolute 💣
@BringerOfRain20
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Dynasty Junkie retweeted
RHP in the transfer portal with 2 years of eligibility.
FB-90-93 (2200-2400)RPM
Sink 90-92
CH 78-80
Sweep 78-81 (3100-3350)RPM
139 innings
140k’s
Two Collegiate No Hitters
One Perfect Game
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Hagen Smith - Last 2 Starts
10 IP
18 K
5 BB
2 HBP
5 H
On the season, 48 IP and 33 walks & 4 HBP 😬
Smith strikes out nine for second straight start dlvr.it/TSx9YZ
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Do you follow this trash account?
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Beginning of the for one of the game’s greatest
Yankees say Aaron Judge has been diagnosed with a stress fracture of the first rib on his right side. This will require a period of rest and limited activity. He will be reimaged in approximately four to six weeks to determine level of healing and appropriate next steps.
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Playing Nasim Nunez at 2B while CJ Abrams plays SS is worse than Bichette at SS and Gimenez at 2B
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On the @BlueJays radio broadcast, Chris Leroux said Vlad’s HR pace isn’t anything to worry about bc he hits them in bunches, and can hit 10-12 in a month.
Ben Shulman agreed.
Here’s every single month of Vlad’s career.
Look where all the 2025’s are.
2021 seems forever ago
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May 30
I think most people wayyyyyyyy over exaggerate a manager’s contribution to wins & losses.
After the 2nd walk, ANYBODY in that bullpen was a better choice than letting this terrorist continue pitching.
100% this is on John Schneider
#BlueJays
May 30
The Toronto Blue Jays blow 5-1 9th-inning lead with Jeff Hoffman meltdown.
Strikeout
Hit by pitch
Triple
Single
Double
Walk
Walk
Walk
1B
Final: Baltimore 6, Toronto 5.
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May 30
Trey Yesavage is such a dawg.
Doesn’t have anything close to his best stuff, but he’s always challenging hitters with what he has, which at worst is decent enough.
Guy will go down as one of the Blue Jays best arms when it’s done
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May 30
Little kid takes HR ball to the face ✅
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May 28
Is Austin Riley cook cooked? Like fried to a crisp cooked?
He was bad in April despite a 24% K%, so there was hope it was just a matter of time.
In May, he has 125 wRC built off 5 dingers & unsustainable .367 BABIP, but 35% K’s which doesn’t include 3 K’s today
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May 28
Taylor Ward
13% barrels, 61 HR over last 2 seasons
Quickly declining bat speed. 4th percentile this year.
So he says fuck it, I’m just going to stop swinging, and run a near .400, top 10 in MLB, OBP with shit power numbers.
How sustainable is this?
That trade, man 👀
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May 21
“Gimmick pitcher”
May 21
The only pitcher since integration with an ERA below 2.00, 45 K’s and 0 HR allowed in the first 8 starts of their career:
TREY YESAVAGE 🇨🇦
Yesavage has been elite since the moment he stepped on an MLB mound.
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