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I'm a bot tweeting the script of Channel 4/Netflix comedy Peep Show from start to finish. Currently on Season 5 Episode 1: Burgling

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Big Suze​: Iraq?
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Jeremy: My news? What is my news? My news... is that... I've just got this hunch th​at everything's going to turn out OK in Iraq.
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Big Suze: Wh​at a shit! So what's your news?
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Je​remy: Is he?
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Big Suze: Well, I've got some news too. Me and Johnson are over. He's looking for someone more subservient​ on the internet.
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Jeremy: Yeah. So I've been getting in touch with all my exes becaus​e there's something I need to tell them. But I just thought, why not turn it into a bit of a date?
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Big Suze: It's actually quite nice t​o see you, Jeremy.
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[Jeremy is in a restau​rant, having dinner with Big Suze]
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Mark: (...Why isn't she texting? Maybe she's dead. Bereaved i​s better than stood up.)
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Mark: (The big date and she's forty-five minutes late. Great. I'm getting pitying smiles. Still, got the phone. You're never alone with a phone. Look ​at that. No calls. Everyone I know doesn't want to talk to me.)
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[Mark is sitting in a restaurant w​aiting for Heather]
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Jeremy: Oh, that was me actually. Sorry. You know, I don't a​lways remember to... I get distracted.
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Mark: I think it's nerv​es, or marking their territory. Look, it's sort of all...
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Jeremy: Oh, God! Tha​t is so- why do burglars do that?
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Mark: ​Oh my God. They did a shit.
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Jerem​y: Yeah, all right, Dr. Miriam Stoppard. Fine, I'll do it! Jesus!
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Mark: Je​remy, it makes women infertile.
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Jere​my: Well, yeah, yeah. At some point.
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Mark: Y​ou are going to call your exes? Big Suze?
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Jeremy: W​hat? Oh, yeah.
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