Wife of a bionic man. Mom to coolest girls ever. #breastcancersurvivor #dmbfamily #donatelife #esrd
Joined February 2010
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20 Nov 2023
U.S. House of Representatives: Support The Sunshine Protection Act - Sign the Petition! chng.it/2HrqCdq9 via @Change
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22 May 2021
Travelled .2 miles in over 2 hours trying to get into @GArenfest. We got here before they opened and still haven’t even parked. ☹️
27 Jun 2020
Well, how is everyone in the SEC supposed to hate Nick Saban now? Loved this.
16 May 2020
Check out DarlaEliza's video! #TikTok @PledgeCleaner found you guys a new spokesmodel #pledge vm.tiktok.com/Tjf4aR/
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10 May 2020
Thank you all so much for the Mother's day messages. I was a little confused at first because Mother's Day is in March in England, but I have been informed that it's today in America! I feel like Twitters International Grandma! Happy Mother's day to all of the Mother's on Twitter
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5 Apr 2020
Where am@I supposed@to buy effing toilet paper?!? I buy a pack a week. Stop buying it all you freaks! You’re being ridiculous! It isn’t a diarrhea epidemic! #QuarantineLife #PandemicParanoia
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22 Mar 2020
Isolation can put a lot of strain on your relationship, so may I suggest watching my stand-up special Jigsaw on Netflix. It's very cathartic and will strengthen your relationship in these upcoming months. The sooner the better, actually.
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13 Mar 2020
I've decided to self-quarantine. I'm not sick, I just don't want to be around people.
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13 Mar 2020
It’s unfortunately true
'Cancer Ghosting' Is Real -- Many Survivors Say Friends Suddenly Disappear After a Diagnosis survivornet.com/articles/can…
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5 Feb 2020
Yes. That’s exactly what I want actually.
5 Feb 2020
I'm tired of all this nonsense about beauty being only skin-deep. That's deep enough. What do you want—an adorable pancreas? JEAN KERR
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6 Feb 2020
Buy the tickets to my show, send me a link on amazon to the shoes and I’ll have them waiting for you at the show!
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25 Jan 2020
My youngest’s school had a #ThrowbackThursday for the kids where they got to dress up like it was the 80’s-guess what mine did? @Stranger_Things #season3 #Eleven #El what do you guys all think- did she pull it off? I think she nailed it
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24 Jan 2020
I guess if you’re over a certain size, stores assume you don’t need a winter coat.
Not everyone is overweight from lack of self care. Sometimes the circumstances are just beyond our control. Still need a flipping coat.
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