I was born with a wobble but my human says I'm perfect. Nothing a nice bow tie can't help with anyway.
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16 Aug 2019
Cerebellar hypoplasia just means sometimes I walk fancy. The important thing is that I get to where Ima-goin. Which I always do.
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Hi buds. So. Who believes in 3’s out there?? Mom has been thru it and Dad and I are her heroes. She’s 51 btw- and the wheels fell OFF this month but never fear Parker is here! First, mom had a 4cm weirdsie removed from under her left eye. Yup. A golf ball basically. 12 (con’t!)
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But she did not cancel her MOHS bump removal day. It was yesterday and mom thought it would not be a big deal but it was kinda a big deal and extra Parker snugs were needed. I delivered as is my J.O.B. Ok so that’s the news buds. Mom’s busy on her new shoebill book and puzzles!
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stitches outside and more inside. Whatevs. No biggie, right? Except a few days later a doc called about a spot she got checked. Shucks buds it was a smidgea skin cancer. MOHS surgery required in 3 weeks. Sigh. I give snugs. BUT THEN cause mom is SUCHHHHH an overachiever (con’t)
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2 days before her appointment she um… well got up from her chair while designing her new puzzle boxes and her ankle did not agree with her choices buds. She CRIED and CRIED and I was not haps. The neighbor came and took her to the ER and now Dad hasta give me walkies. (Con’t)
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Mom always imagined herself as Gertie. Would you buds pullleeez tell her I’m not a stuffed animal! #ETphonehome #80SKIDS #bestdecade
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Ohhhhh buds. Our Denver Broncos gotta BIG game today and I don’t have a jersey!! Mom is gonna fix that while we watch the game. #GoBroncos #BroncosReign #DenverBroncos #denverdog #gobo #broncosnation #diygamegear
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Another TOUCHDOWN buds!! #DenverBroncos you lookin gooooood!! And mom is seaming the sides of my New Jersey. Now PARKER is number 3!!!
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