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10 Jan 2020
THE CADUCEUS (left) IS THE STAFF OF HERMES (THE MESSENGER GOD)
THE ROD OF ASCELPIUS (right) IS A SYMBOL OF MEDICINE. ASCLEPIUS WAS A GOD OF MEDICINE
HERMES WAS NOT A GOD OF MEDICINE
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taxes aren't gonna be enough dude
Reason #1,000,000,000,000 why we should tax the rich.
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Jun 12
Today, for the first time in recorded history, we have tangible, documented proof that even one trillion dollars can’t buy love.
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The very first time you experience bumper to bumper traffic should make you anti car. When a functioning brain sees miles of traffic it should think "it was a bad idea to scrap national and local railroad projects, we shouldn't have sucked off Rockefeller and Ford"
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Gym culture so idiotic because he looks so fucking hot but everyone in the replies is talking about squat racks and leg days who CARES!!!!!!
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me no walk backwards
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Texting your depressed friend always keeps U on your toes
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Stop buying official merch. Support your local hustle
Jun 12
Guys these Knicks bootleg shirts that they’re selling outside of the garden is actually lowkey straight heat
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Jun 12
NYC is 5 entire boroughs. They are gonna fuck up 32nd-35th between 6th-8th. We good
Jun 12
If you live in NYC, move now cause win or lose, Knicks fans are going to destroy the city.
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It is the *best* place to date
Most obvious skill gap is people who think dating in nyc sucks
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i like how for a certain set of millennial women “go piss girl” has become an automatic polite social response in the vein of saying “bless you” but for peeing
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Good luck making any art that's immune to reactionary bullshit
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Jun 11
picking up someones mannerisms after spending time with them is like a lexical hickey
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Jalen Brunson, a gentle and effective practitioner of dialectical behavioral therapy.
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"You're allowed to think about the worst case scenario, but you gotta do something about it"
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censoring “kill” in your suicide note
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Americans love cars because they combine their two favorite things: sitting down and killing people
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they are but it doesn’t matter
the funniest thing about social anxiety is that nobody is thinking about you that much
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