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I’d rather watch Luis Rengifo play in a minor league park than go to an Angels game. Fuck you @Angels
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I hate hearing soft ass fanbases complain about their team being “bad”. Fuck you. You do not know ball. Being an Angels fan is fucking hell. It’s truly something you cannot even fathom, because you’re uneducated on the depths of hell that this team resides in.
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I’d rather fucking end my time on this earth than watch this baseball game
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Forget the 🏀 Finals, forget the 🥎 College World Series, R E A L ball knowers are watching Michael Lorenzen throw 50 pitches through 2 innings for the Colorado Rockies (24-38) against the Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim (23-39)
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Words cannot describe how unenthusiastic I was to hear that Chris Taylor became an Angel. Enjoy retirement. Congrats on one of the careers of all time
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It’s crazy to say that the cheapest angels ticket is $5 for a weekday in May and I genuinely believe the price should be lowered.
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Casual baseball fans have no fucking clue what it’s like to watch an average Angels game, because they never have. Every day is a new fucking disastrous Shakespearean tragedy. It’s unfathomable to the average viewer.
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I just witnessed that Angels game in person. Game of the year. No need to come back to Anaheim until 2027
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I’m holding a beer watching JT Ginn no hit the Angels on a Monday night. Stay in school, don’t do drugs. Life is hell kids. It never gets better
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I’d rather end my life on this earth than be anywhere near Angel Stadium during the freeway series
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Angels losing 7-0 to Cleveland in the 4th inning of a mid May Monday game is just so beautiful man. This is what we wait all winter for. How can you not be romantic about baseball. When does the pain stop
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Everyone say happy bday to @WayneRandazzo . The angels suck, but he doesn’t
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Real ball knowers are dumbfounded as to why Dino Ebel hasn’t been managing the Angels for the past 4 years
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There has never been a boring Angels game in the history of baseball
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I often hear that 34 year old Trout is a tragically pathetic loser for not having a 💍, but I’ve never once heard that said about Judge (turns 34 this month). That is because the vast majority of ⚾️ media holds an east coast bias/ignorance that should be punishable by death.
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If you don’t watch a few Angels games every year, you simply aren’t a baseball fan. This team is just pure entertainment for real ball knowers year after year.
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Mike Trout is gonna hit 50 homers this year if the rest of the league can stop purposefully giving him heaters to his fuckin hands and face
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The @AnaheimDucks having @Angels night while the angels are in Cincinnati Ohio is the most Anaheim Sports shit ever. Comedic incompetence to the fullest extent.
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No team is more entertaining than the Los Angeles Angels. Every day is a new banger of a reality tv episode
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