a gathering of my random thoughts
Joined June 2012
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May 25
Nothing more cringe than guys that shouldn’t have podcasts…having podcasts.
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12 Dec 2025
Girls get married and think their instagram story is facebook marketplace
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30 May 2025
Have you ever done all you can eat sushi?
20%
Yea 🤮
80%
No 🤢
5 votes • Final results
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18 May 2025
Why is it so difficult to find a cold water bottle in the airport
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5 May 2025
What does your crew do for birthday dinners, does the birthday person still pay or does the crew cover them?
71%
Yes, we split it.
29%
No, they pay.
17 votes • Final results
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12 Aug 2024
I feel like no one actually trusts that their phones are waterproof
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15 May 2024
The guys waiting for Myles Turner outside MSG after he messed with Donte DiVincenzo 🇮🇹
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🅿️erry retweeted
12 May 2024
Never forget where you came from.
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5 Apr 2024
Trump Reports: "If he was president that earthquake wouldn't have happened." @realDonaldTrump
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31 Mar 2024
I’m always surprised that people don’t know Axwell and Ingrosso are 2 out of the 3 guys in swedish house mafia
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20 Mar 2024
Where did this tattoo guy come from and he can he stop tryna convince me gambling is easy
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28 Feb 2024
Why does it feel like you're doing something wrong when you recline on the plane
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26 Feb 2024
Everyone had that one homie that went straight to spencer's after watching Blue Mountain State
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