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Perry Smith retweeted
🤣This is a hilarious montage of Chuck Norris jokes. If you think about it, he really was the first 80’s action hero and pretty much started the genre of 80’s and 90’s action movies.
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Mar 4
Neguse: Where is this company headquartered? Noem: I don’t know. Neguse: I don’t know either. We can’t find it. We did find an address that’s registered to a political operative. This company that received 143 million dollars was incorporated 8 days before this contract went out. You want the American people to believe that this is all above board, that $143 million of taxpayer money just happened to go to this one company that doesn't have a headquarters, doesn't have a website, has never done work for the federal government before and is registered apparently or attached to a residence from a political operative, and of course one of the subcontractors of that contract, as you know, is a political firm that's tied to, to you back when you were governor of South Dakota?
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When you've already given your all and it's only Wednesday

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I've never seen this commercial but it's pure genius.
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Video message from Federal Reserve Chair Jerome H. Powell: federalreserve.gov/newsevent…
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There is only one person who has known the power of 6-7 since the beginning.... Ah ah ah! ⚡️🔢💜
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If you are a @saugususd teacher with 5 minutes to fill out a survey on classroom safety for a class project, I would be very grateful! And share with teacher friends :-) bit.ly/SUSDTeacherSurvey
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31 Oct 2025
Yeah. We're fucked, tbh
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Finally! Who wants to go halfsies on one?
30 Oct 2025
The Jetson ONE personal air vehicle. Price: $128,000
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I approve this message:
Chiefs last place in AFC West (still). Raiders-Chargers MNF is for control of the division.
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Great little gem from “The Paper” on Peacock describing a career in daily journalism: “It’s like having homework every day, forever, until the paper fails and I lose my job.” No notes.
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I think one of the key takeaways so far in 2025 is that if you’re gonna act up, you should definitely not do it on a stadium cam
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26 May 2025
What if Jurassic Park were real?! 🦕 The following was made entirely by AI using Google Veo 3. 🤯
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Bored, so I made a super detailed map of the 2024 Presidential results in LA with freeways, forestland, and the ocean overlayed.
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A new Pope from Chicago needs a true Chicago introduction... 🔊
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8 May 2025
pope yes
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My favorite part of X is the unerring accuracy of the economic hot takes
People crashing a website to get a months worth of burgers for 20 bucks is a recession indicator Red Robin please let me get in
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Take all my money, Ninja Send now, we’ll worry about invoice later
15 Apr 2025
Im convinced Ninja wants me broke
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Is pitching an editorial on environmental justice too strong of a response to someone heating fish in the breakroom microwave? Asking for a friend.
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