Screwing up your commutes for as long as you can remember! You’re welcome, Chicago! Now w/ offices in NYC and SF!

Joined December 2019
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Unauthorized Person On The Tracks retweeted
11 Sep 2025
Replying to @LL_PATRIOT @Acyn
The demonization of fellow Americans you are doing right here is why we are here. 76% of right wing violence is from your side buddy. Educate yourself.
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I gotta say. Kid gives UPOTT energy.
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ALT It'S Fun To Do Bad Things GIF

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Unauthorized Person On The Tracks retweeted
When you are still expected to go into work and @cta is the only way there
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ALT this isn't over malcolm jamal warner GIF by The Resident on FOX

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Unauthorized Person On The Tracks retweeted
Replying to @cta
NYE on CTA
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Unauthorized Person On The Tracks retweeted
20 Jan 2021
Good morning to this bus driver and no one else.
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Seriously underrated Tweet.
When you are still expected to go into work and @cta is the only way there
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Unauthorized Person On The Tracks retweeted
I'm just really proud of this guy #Chicago:

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Unauthorized Person On The Tracks retweeted
16 Mar 2020
I just used my clorox wipes on the cta train seat bars and look how disgustingly dirty they are. Please avoid touching the bars and wash your hands right after you get off the train! #cta #chicagocta #chicagocoronavirus
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Unauthorized Person On The Tracks retweeted
GOOD AFTERNOON CHICAGO 🧟‍♂️
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