Andes to Acton, Callao to Chiswick,

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My Girlfriend used to be a Goth in Colllege. Now she believes that the Son is equal to the Father
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You know how the BBC replaced Fear Her on iPlayer with a version which didn't have Huw Edwards in? Do you think we could get them to replace The Reality War with the version before Billie was added, with the long shot fadeout? And then we all agree to pretend it never happened?
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shes breaking my mind sges so beautiful
Average Argentinian soccer fan First name: Maria Last name: Kruegerschmidt
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Added ITV's Mexico 86 World Cup theme to the Banging Themes List but forgot to add their Italia 90 theme. It's a banger! Great title sequence too.
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🚨BREAKING: Tommy Robinson has been detained at Heathrow Airport under Section 3 of the Counter-Terrorism and Border Security Act 2019, with his phone seized
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Once in a generation night for Scotland’s coke dealers
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🇺🇸🚨 | DONALD TRUMP ANUNCIA LA ELIMININACIÓN DEL LIDER DEL TREN DE ARAGUA, EL 'NIÑO' GUERRERO
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I saved this on 4chan years ago.
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#Ahora 🚨 ONPE llegó al 100% de actas procesadas ➡️ A las 6:56:00 p. m, la entidad electoral informó que se alcanzó el 100% de las actas procesadas de la Segunda Elección Presidencial 2026. 📣 A falta de revisarse estas 1566 actas, los votos para Keiko Fujimori son 9'043,383, correspondiente el 50.012% de las actas contabilizadas. Roberto Sánchez tiene 9'039,075 votos, es decir, el 49.988% de los votos. ✅ Las actas contabilizadas son el 98.323%, quedando un pendiente del 1.677% que serán revisadas por los Jurados Especiales Electorales. peru21.pe/politica/onpe-resu…
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What the fuck is up with the infantilisation of language? I can understand the words "faeces" and "stools" and similar terms. I don't need my doctor asking about my "poo". I don't need professional journalists writing about "poo". Use fucking grown-up language, you cunts.
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48 teams, have the first round be a qualifying competition before the group stage.
A half empty stadium and hydration breaks during the World Cup. How could this happen to the beautiful game...
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Restrictions on Jams though ..
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Last time we had a major war we increased things like breakfast clubs. Makes rationing and supply management easier, and allows parents to work longer hours.
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NEW: Marcus Jones calls UNC "a great option" after Chapel Hill official visit👀 But the Pa. safety still has visits lined up with Michigan and Tennessee, and Ole Miss remains in contention. Story ( ): on3.com/teams/north-carolina…
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Ex Wife was refused a service today, because the owner, insisted she was Venezulean and they don't want her kind...
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A pal lives in Charlotte NC he is married to a Brit They heard the Scotland squad are based there No open training sessions Norway based in Greensboro in NC had an open training session Seems a PR loss. See the team surely someone should have handed out visit Scotland vouchers
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Could they actually fucking build it then?
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Nice one @UKNNL
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EXCL: The Green party is considering a new policy to ban circumcision, The Spectator can reveal. The party’s Health Policy Working Group (HPWG) has launched a consultation seeking views on whether parents should only be allowed to consent ‘to an irreversible surgical procedure on a child if that procedure is medically necessary’. Circumcision is an integral part of Judaism, with Jewish boys traditionally undergoing a ‘brit milah’ on the eighth day after birth. Interestingly, the consultation on outlawing the practice was publicised specifically in a ‘Greens for Palestine’ WhatsApp group.
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Hello, we are bastards
Pink river dolphin caught biting an alligator’s tail in Brazil’s Amazon River
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🚨NEWS: Keir Starmer has announced the UK Government will cover visa costs and subsidise companies hiring workers from abroad [@Telegraph ]
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The mother of the little girl (5) who was the most seriously injured has said her daughter is now wheelchair bound after she suffered brain damage due to a lack of oxygen to her brain caused by blood loss. The child is non-verbal, cannot go to the toilet by herself, and needs drugs to help her sleep.
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