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Phallophile @PhallophileRev

Silicone dildo specialist & vibrator guide creator. 🍆❤️✍️ I review & compare the best body-safe sex toys! She/her. Find me at phal.reviews

Joined May 2017
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Phallophile@PhallophileRev
24 Nov 2023
Automatic thrusting from low to high speeds = the BEST kinda stuffing Hismith Premium machine 10% off with code PR10: hismith.com/en/?ref=13407 Hismiths r cheaper but have adjustable thrust length, good torque — this doesn't stall out with an@l use — & are remarkaby quiet!
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Have u 👁 seen my newfound ❤️ ultra-realistic dils??? Solina Mega has the smoothest skin feel a nice ridge, body-safe and platinum cured silicone that won't degrade!!! Full thoughts 👅: phallophilereviews.com/solin…
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The Orb Vibrator's made me lose 45 minutes sometimes just playin around with all the angles, 🔮✨🦪✨, VERY visual, 👍 for exhibitionist exploits All reviewed at: phallophilereviews.com/the-o…
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For Womanizer brand, "noiseless" apparently means this: It is quieter on the lower levels, But I find myself irritated Womanizer Next costs $20 (=$219) more than Womanizer Premium, Yet Next's 14th intensity feels like Premium2's 9th of 14 —so, 35% weaker. *And* fuckin buzzy 🤷
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Omg this harness really HOLDS suction cup toys well, Like I have to pry 'em off to remove. Pulling as hard as I can: ⬇️ Full review: phallophilereviews.com/body-…
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I've tried a few tentacles in my day 😁, and have 1 enduring favorite! 💖 Full revamped review now published! phallophilereviews.com/tenta…
5 tentacle grinding toys of different sizes and colors, on blue background with seashells around

ALT 5 tentacle grinding toys of different sizes and colors, on blue background with seashells around

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While Tentacle Grinder testing, I found my Swan Max Bullet showing why it kicks butt 🤠🥳💫 Rumbles adjustable power: phallophilereviews.com/swan-…
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Gettin' *stuffed* with a full-filling vag. plug was the only way I could enjoy the Lovense Tenera: Its suction power is a failure 4 me. On Tenera's mediocrity the G-squeeze solution: phallophilereviews.com/loven…
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Lovense's suction toy first: 😐disappointed me, then I was 🫣hopeful I'd misjudged it... then 😬 frustrated @ trying to be satisfied by it. I found a solution... Full pros & cons my experience with Tenera: phallophilereviews.com/loven…
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The first dual-density fantasy dildo I’ve tried! The first time I tested Pris Toys' Syren, I considered how… magical it looked. The Syren is large, very filling, and flowing with drippy bumps! 🪄Full review! phallophilereviews.com/pris-…
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Who's ready to see what next-level of bullshit marketing this is: Womanizer now claiming that their $219 toy has redefined air-pulse pressure so it's now "authentic oral-sex-like sensations" I'm a believer in silicone more than anyone I know, but: It's FIRM SILICONE AIR, yo
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Fantasy-sized fantasy-textured—but in *dual-density* silicone! Pris Toys' Syren's squishy-softness had me goin hard on all its drips, bumps & feathery ripples—till my V told me to slow down 😅 I 💜 dual-density, so this was a ride! Full Pris review: phallophilereviews.com/pris-…
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Lovense G-spotters, power compared... Lapis rolls, 3 total motors. Our experience: phallophilereviews.com/loven…
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All in motion! Revamped thrusting 🍑 plug guide with stats table about how fast, and how far, each of these wearable silicone thrusters moves. phallophilereviews.com/best-…
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If you're a collector, one NIFTY thing about Njoy's 1st new toy in 15 years is that the first 1,000 copies each has its unique # engraved into the base. I'm told 666, 420, and 6969 were snatched up by Njoy staff 🤣 Mine is # 0404 / 1000, 👍 symmetry phallophilereviews.com/njoy-…
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I can't type, that'd be 0069 😅 *refuses to pay Elon for the edit option ☺️*
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Ooooh!! Finally a Mr. Hankey's toy that's orderable from the main listing in an average girth! 👀See it vs. other BIG Hankey's dildos below⬇️ Tested for vaginal vs anal play: phallophilereviews.com/hanke…
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Lovense Lapis is a "strapless" app toy, which of course works best harnessed. It's quite rumbly and stronger than Lovense Lush due to Lapis' 3 motors. Our full experience now published! phallophilereviews.com/loven…
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It's a BEAST!!! Njoy stainless steel's 1st new toy in a dozen years, and this Disco's 5 balls r giving me the best full-body O's: 🥰😍🤩🤗🤪🤯 But, other holes ( 🍑 ) may feel differently. Full rev with our divergent opinions now published on site!
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PalmPower Extreme revamp: this thing made me O in a minute flat! Revised review for the new button control, detailed pros & cons vs. PalmPower petite aka Recharge! phallophilereviews.com/bms-p…
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