Just got to Curveball! Letβs get the show on the road!
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Apr 19
Just happy Phish decided to go to the Dentist and not the Proctologist at the Sphere
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Apr 15
Kinda forgot I would have to explain the nitrous scene to my parents :/
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Problems of the Phan retweeted
Mar 12
Ticketmaster directors were caught bragging in internal messages about 'robbing [fans] blind'
The messages:
β’ 'These people are so stupid. I almost feel bad for taking advantage of them'
β’ 'Robbing them blind, baby. Thatβs how we do it'
β’ Charging '$50 to park in the grass' and '$60 for closer grass'
They recently reached a deal with the U.S. government to avoid a breakup over allegations of running an illegal monopoly
(via @Business)
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12 Dec 2025
Sphere onsale: The Christmas of #phanproblems
12 Dec 2025
Hey fuck you for real @Ticketmaster
I waited in que for 1 hour before it opened. It buffered for 2 minutes, then it said it was sold out. I tried reentry and it put me in line with 48,808 people infront of me. Fuck you too @phish
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New Bham Amp had 2 bathrooms total.
In 2025.
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Problems of the Phan
20 Apr 2025
Broβ¦thereβs still nearly 2 hours till show time
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18 Feb 2025
Looks like the days of Charleston being a GA venue are done. #phanproblems
The rest of the tour includes stops in Pittsburgh, Austin, Columbus, North Charleston, Chicago, and Forest Hills.
A ticket request period for Summer is now underway at tickets.phish.com, continuing through Monday, February 24 at Noon ET. Tickets go on sale to the general public beginning Friday, February 28 at 10AM ET. Specific ticketing information for each show is available at phish.com/tours.
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Problems of the Phan retweeted
8 Dec 2024
me at the eye doctor trying to read the tiny letters
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2 Sep 2024
Seriously.. how is one supposed to sleep after sabotage > jammed out tweeprise encore? @phanproblems
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2 Sep 2024
My calves were safe until Sabotage. Sabotage, Reprise broke my calves.
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Problems of the Phan retweeted
19 Aug 2024
I already miss The Bunny.
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They have lot cops driving thru campgrounds
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Problems of the Phan retweeted
13 Aug 2024
When youβre a grandma knowing your grandkids are about to be dropped off for a long weekend so your 43 year old son can go do drugs in 87Β° weather listening to the same band heβs been seeing since he went from getting Aβs to Cβs in school.
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Problems of the Phan retweeted
12 Aug 2024
Anyone else is scarred from Curveball? I don't think I will allow myself to reach peak excitement until I'm literally inside Mondegreen.
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Problems of the Phan retweeted
9 Aug 2024
Legit fucking Crazy. Phish better put on the show of our life π
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