Filmmaker/Sculptor/Writer/Movie Geek/Groovy Greek! Co-founder of @CrypticPictures & Artistic Director of @theGARFofficial. ❤️💀🎥

Joined January 2010
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It's an honor to have designed these alongside the legendary @GhoulishGary! We can't wait to show you what we've done... 😱🤩❤️
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Christian Stavrakis™ retweeted
Don’t miss a special episode of GARF 247 tonight! Matt Blazi and Eric Kent will present the Pioneer Award event honoring Russ Streiner. Catch it at 8PM ET: youtube.com/@garfnetwork?si=…
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What a gift that filmmakers like Wes Craven, Tobe Hooper & George Romero were alive at a time when audio commentaries became a thing. They're gone but you can watch Dawn with Romero. Elm St with Craven. ChainSaw with Hooper. Any time you want. Just slide in that disc. It's magic.
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Dear @elonmusk — this Tesla is awesome…but could please you make the navigation lady speak a little more quickly?
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Christian Stavrakis™ retweeted
The GARF gave Mr Russ Streiner the 5th GAR PIONEER Award It was a lovely celebration of an incredible person who has done so much!
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yes, please do enlighten me. email me at smalldickenergy@getalife.com
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Hello @GretaThunberg I have 33 cars. My Bugatti has a w16 8.0L quad turbo. My TWO Ferrari 812 competizione have 6.5L v12s. This is just the start. Please provide your email address so I can send a complete list of my car collection and their respective enormous emissions.
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Dear @SciAm: I'll buy you that extra S if you're running low...
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And Freddy summons CHRISTINE to drive the poor kids to Elm Street Hell... 😳 #GARFWatchParty
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At least Marge finally quit smoking... #GARFWatchParty
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Big bonus points for booby traps!! 🧨🪤🪓 #GARFWatchParty
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Basements are so damn creepy. You never know what's lurking down there. 😬😱 #GARFWatchParty #NightmareOnElmStreet
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Poor Glenn must be dreaming about THE SHINING... 😬🩸 #GARFWatchParty #NightmareOnElmStreet
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The mythology unfolds... and it's sorta cringy how a "horrible child murderer" became a hip antihero. 😬 #GARFWatchParty #NightmareOnElmStreet
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Christian Stavrakis™ retweeted
Hey y’all check out the original Nightmare on Elm street (7pmEST/4pmPST) with the George Romero Foundation tonight in support of indie filmmakers!
TONIGHT! Join our watch party for A Nightmare on Elm Street (streaming on HBOMax). Press play at 7PM ET and tweet with @SuzanneCRomero and the team using the hashtag #GARFWatchParty. Hope to see you then! 👀 🍿
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Boom! Charles Fleischer, a.k.a. Roger Rabbit. Also in Fincher's ZODIAC and roots for the Cubbies in BACK TO THE FUTURE 2.
The desk cop is Joe Unger, badass character actor who played Snake's accomplice Taylor in the deleted bank robbery sequence from ESCAPE FROM NEW YORK. He was also Tinker in TEXAS CHAINSAW 3. I worked with him on @Sanchezonthemic's awesome ALTERED. 🛸 #GARFWatchParty
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Bonus creepiness points for scary Shakespeare quotation. 🫣
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Damn, tighty-whiteys. Poor Tina!! 😰 #GARFWatchParty
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