Of all the motherfawkers in the world, I'm the motherfawkinest. Are you sure you want to do that? Seriously. Think about it before you get hurt.

Joined August 2018
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As some of you know my amazing bride is a talented and creative artist. This Friday she is part off a group showing at Aponte Gallery in Jefferson Park. If you're around, stop on by! KristinaGrosserFineArt.com
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There will never be a day where you won't worry about your kids and do what you can to help them
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Watching ICE melt downs all over the city on TikTok. They're hitting at least 6 locations
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From my buddy in Kenosha
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X Chat has been rather sketchy for me. I got a notification today. I look and see that I missed several chats in the past 3 weeks. Thankfully I'm not paying for it otherwise I'd be a bit miffed
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Nothing like drippng sweat into your morning coffee.
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Notorious Sgt Double Huh retweeted
RT for a chance to win a Lil Garage 🥶 (beer not included) (21 to enter) (I’ll put a sticker in the box too)
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The legend still "Runs It"
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I hope you all understand. My life is about others. If i was otherwise, I'd be elsewhere. Tonight, I'm getting my drink on while hosting 14's friends. She has some great friends and I want to encourage it!
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The only Bears I want to talk about today.
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Vince Vaughn has become the new Bill Murray/George Wendt.
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New Madden 27 trailer dropped and it features Caleb Williams and Vince Vaughn
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So far 7 people are running for Chicago Mayor. 2 more are expected to join the race. (Alexi and Bill Conway) In all likelihood, none will get the required 50% to win. This is how we got BJ as mayor. Make it stop
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The kind of sucky thing about leaving later in the day from Wisconsin is letting traffic die down. By the time I get to the Kennedy, things should be tolerable
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It's been a wonderful day here at the compound. I hope yours went just as well.
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14 graduated today. I intentionally parked by @collazo_johnny just to annoy him.
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Got Advantix for the dogs. Came in the mail today. Sure enough the bride found a tick on the corgi as she was ready to treat her. It's a bad season.
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Some look like skin tags. Poke em and see if it moves.
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New phone got some love. Went from 6 pages of apps to 2 pages of apps in categorized folders. Even sorted them by most used. I think I need a nap now
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I managed to crack my phone screen this morning. Thanks for device insurance! I'll have my replacement this afternoon. Thanks @Asurion and @Verizon !
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