Morning @KellyOsbourne after 20 odd years of fancying you it finally happened. This morning/last night I had a sex dream about you. Don't worry I'm not a stalker or a weirdo (were the same age) I just felt compelled to tell you. Have a great day.
You were never gonna get Axl aged 21, you got him aged 61, so just shut the fuck up and enjoy one of the most important bands in history #GunsNRoses#glastonbury2023
With today's "Shock" announcement that Tyson Fraudy has ducked another opponent who do you think is the bigger embarrassment to the joke of a Fury surname.