College Graduate | π Republican | π¬ Master of the drunk tweets
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Hello, I'm Phil! π Welcome to my Twitterβglad to have you here! Hope you can give me a follow!
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JD Vance was pretty good in the VP debates but when it comes to interviews heβs bad
Jun 12
JD Vance:
If you go back to WW2 or every major conflict in human history, they all ended with some kind of negotiation.
Community note
World War II ended with unconditional surrenders by Germany on May 8, 1945, and Japan on September 2, 1945, rather than negotiation. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Unconditiβ¦ archives.gov/milestone-docuβ¦ nationalww2museum.org/war/topics/endβ¦
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Youβre supposed to make me dislike him?!?!?
This makes him seem more based!
Jun 11
Completely deranged.
ALT A graphic featuring Donald Trump holding an umbrella in front of a red light. Text on screen is a quote from Trump on his plans for Iran tonight: "Bomb the shit out of them."
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He knows ball!
Jun 12
They just led an elephant through the @TexasGOP convention and it took a giant pee right near the press area.
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Real without fraud
Updated Pigeon Press 2026 Senate Forecast Ratings:
π₯ CO: Likely R β Lean R
β¬οΈ MN: Tilt R β Toss-up
π₯ NM: Likely R β Lean R
π¦ OR: Tilt D β Lean D
π₯ VA: Safe R β Likely R
Projection: π₯ 60R, 30D
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Deal is close guys trust!
Jun 13
π’ CENTCOM: Iran launched multiple attack drones at ships in the Strait of Hormuz, but U.S. forces downed them all. Maritime traffic remains unaffected.
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Doesnβt sound too bad as long as they cannot fund their terrorist proxies.
Jun 12
Senior U.S. administration official briefs reporters on the emerging Iran deal:
β’ Deal achieves core U.S. objectives
β’ Strait of Hormuz to reopen
β’ U.S. to receive enriched material from Iran under the agreement
β’ Deal includes a nuclear monitoring regime
β’ Official says it ensures long-term peace in the region
β’ Iran will receive economic rewards only if it complies
β’ Significant sanctions relief will be tied to Iranian performance
β’ U.S. expects the deal to be signed in the coming days
β’ Draft agreement would lead to the dismantling of Iranβs nuclear program
β’ βWe are not quite at the finish line, but very closeβ
β’ Iran receives nothing upon signing
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Btw you you tax him out of being a trillionaire (his networth not cash in hand) the economy would take a major hit and many jobs would be lost.
Saying this since I see so many βMUH TAX THE RICH MUHHHβ
Jun 12
Breaking News: Elon Musk became the worldβs first trillionaire as SpaceX shares soared above $150 on its first day of trading. nyti.ms/4uvca5a
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Elon Musk has the ability to pay off 1/40th of our debt!!!
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Is it time we go up the roller coaster again?
Or are we still going down it?
Jun 12
President Trump on reporting of an alleged memorandum of understanding between the U.S. and Iran:
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That city name is such a silly name
ISLAM BAD!
Jun 12
The upcoming U.S.-Iran deal will be called the "Islamabad Agreement." - Axios
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3 hours before my alarm. Still havenβt fell asleep my parents fucking woke me up bc they cannot be quiet then the power goes out and now I canβt sleep bc itβs fucking 90 degrees in my room.
Fuck me bro
Alright boys (and girls if you exist on here) I gotta unfortunately sleep.
6AM shift tmr and I have to be socialable (ew)
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bro randomly woke up panicked bc I saw my phone not charging then realize I have no power
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Alright boys (and girls if you exist on here) I gotta unfortunately sleep.
6AM shift tmr and I have to be socialable (ew)
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Phil πΊπΈπΊπ¦π retweeted
Jun 11
Grifter
Jun 11
Just had a conversation with Senator John Cornyn at the airport.
I was very gracious & asked him to pass the SAVE America Act.
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Afraid to know what kind of shitty deal this will be
Jun 11
#BREAKING: Iranβs Fars News: βAfter the U.S. accepted Iranβs proposed text, approval by Tehran appears likely.β
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Ok since i'm fairly confident Husted will be fine what should I bet on for Brown losing in general?
This isnβt gonna happen. Brown will not win by 8 points and in fact he isnβt winning
If it does win by 8 or more Iβll become a transgender woman and you can bookmark this
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Tbh at this point idc too much if Dems win big in midterms bc I am so sick of Trump lol.
Iβm not switching parties my ideology remains the same just so tired of Trump.
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