Hung like a horse and high as a giraffe's ass. Also, Ambassador to Saudi Labia. Also, not really Bill Clinton. *parody

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IF YOU GUYS SEE A LINK ON TWITTER THAT SAYS “KAMALA HARRIS NUDES,” DON’T CLICK ON IT. THAT PUTS YOUR KEYBOARD ON CAP LOCK.
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listen up, we have to vote for the man with the nazi tattoo so he can stop the man landing rockets and curing the blind from making any more money, otherwise we’ll get fascism you see how stupid you sound, yes?
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There is no need for British Sikhs to be issuing these statements! They have no more responsibility for Henry Nowak's hideous murder than any of us. Hundreds of white Brits kill someone each year. White people didn't have to issue statements disassociating themselves!
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We are so back

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If you don’t get this reference you are living in a highly manipulated echo chamber
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ALT Look What GIF by Fugz Official

Thank you, Stephen Colbert.
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Financial wife swap
Chris Hohn sold Microsoft and bought Google at the same time Bill Ackman Sold Google and bought Microsoft. Can’t make this up 😂
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Bass dominating the meth vote
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Cuck - capable unwavering clit killer
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yeah i got a porn addiction porn hilldawg a big glass of shut-the-hell-up
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I’m starting to see his appeal
JUST IN: Former Eric Swalwell staffers reportedly raised concerns over his habit of holding campaign meetings at Hooters restaurants.
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Is the white supremacy in the room with u right now?
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Y’all have barely scraped the surface of the Jussie Smollett’ification of America
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Men will do anything to not go to therapy
Gavin Newsom to spend $19M in taxpayer funds on New York PR firm to polish California's image trib.al/t39xDzL
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Not positing Biden is *chefs kiss
RT if you miss having a President with a functioning brain.
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gotta pump those numbers up. Those are rookie numbers.
The White House is cutting off $250 million for Minnesotans health care.
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Too bad one of those drugs isn’t for TDS
Americans are furious about drug prices. The Trump administration’s answer? A new website. But more than a month after its launch, the site, TrumpRx.gov, remains small — offering discounts on just 54 prescription drugs. nbcnews.com/health/health-ne…
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