ALT 3 fabric face masks surround a paper saying "Wear a mask, Arlington! Get your own Preserve Your Health face mask at www.pinuporeserves.com"; the face masks are made from black fabric with red and pink roses and hearts, and white fabric with pink cherry blossoms.

ALT An embroidery hoop with fabric sits on a small book open the Amendment 25, section 4 of the U.S. Constitution. The piece is white silk fabric with the outline of the blue Twitter bird in the center. The bird has blond hair approximating the style of donald trump and a black Hitler mustache. A word bubble is coming from the bird's mouth with "COUP-COUP!" in black and "#TREASON" in red. Blood drips from the word bubble into a swastika shaped puddle on the floor. The words "18 U.S.C. section 2384 - U.S. Code - Unannotated Title 18. Crimes and Criminal Procedure section 2384. Seditious conspiracy" encircle the above image in dark blue thread.

ALT A small piece of cross stitch framed in a silver canning lid sits on dark purple fabric with a strand of pearls draped around it. Text: "You never have to ask ANYONE permission to LEAD". It is a quote from Vice President-elect Kamala Harris stitched in purple on white aida cloth, and "permission to" is underlined in pearls.

ALT Several "Put a Lid on 2020" Ornaments from PinUp Preserves are displayed on a background of empty paper towel tubes. The cross-stitch ornaments are framed in actual canning lids and the designs include: an empty toilet paper roll with the text "Seriously, 2020?"; a full toilet paper roll with the text "ROLL WITH IT! 2020"; and one with the text "I'm tired of your (poop emoji) 2020".

ALT An illustrated screaming overflowing dumpster on fire against a backdrop of a black sky with gold fireworks. The dumpster has a leaking trash can to one side with the text: "Free Shipping" and "on orders of $30 or more" on the puffy dirt clouds. There is a grey trash bag on the other side with text: "Use promo code Dumpster 2020" at checkout. Text: "Good Riddance, 2020! You won't be missed" is at the top in yellow neon font.

ALT A small christmas tree and a pine branch in a red mason jar sit on a red and green plain cloth. They are decorated with Put a Lid on 2020 Ornaments, including 2 Braille ornaments, the School Time "Thank You!" Ornament, "ROLL WITH IT! 2020" Toilet Paper ornament, and "I'm tired of your (poop emoji), 2020" ornament.

ALT Close of of a cross stitch piece in progress. It is the poop emoji being sewn with sparkly brown thread, which is draped across the cloth mid-stitch. A grid paper is in the background with a pencil-drawn pattern.

ALT Two face masks hanging on a Christmas tree with a Put a Lid on 2020 Ornament in between. The mask fabrics has adorable brightly colored books and other school items displayed on a white graphing paper grid background, and the cross stitch ornament features stacked rainbow sharpened pencils that spell out "THANK YOU". The tree has white lights, pink tinsel garland, and white toilet paper garland.

ALT Three Put a Lid on 2020 Ornaments are displayed on rolls of toilet paper on a red and green plaid cloth. The ornaments are cross-stitch and framed in a silver canning lid with teal ribbon. L-R: a roll of paper towels in a red and green cap with the text "Happy Hoard-idays! 2020"; a roll of toilet paper on a silver holder with the text "ROLL WITH IT! 2020"; and "I'm tired of your (poop emoji) 2020". Branches of a Christmas tree with lights and garland peek out from the top right corner.

ALT Several "Put a Lid on 2020" Ornaments from PinUp Preserves are displayed on a background of empty paper towel tubes. The cross-stitch ornaments are framed in actual canning lids and the designs include: an empty toilet paper roll with the text "Seriously, 2020?"; a full toilet paper roll with the text "ROLL WITH IT! 2020"; a roll of paper towels in a red and green cap with the text "Happy Hoard-idays! 2020"; and one with the text "I'm tired of your (poop emoji) 2020".