My wife says I'm the second smartest. She claims there are 80 crabs tied for first.

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Evangelion’s Bizarre Adventure Episode 4 : Diamond is (Un)Breakable
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Gina Lestrade has had enough.
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Big Bird is canonically a huge King Crimson guy so this makes sense
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I was inspired to make this
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Does this count

ALT Ace Attorney Simon Blackquill GIF

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What is your favorite quote from a Capcom game?
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In metal gear delta they should update Para Medic to talk about movies from like the 21st century inexplicably
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“Snake have you ever seen SAW II”
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“Snake you gotta be watch this movie man it’s like there’s a pool and you go in it and they clone you and then they kill your clone but also like he’s super into it and Mia Goth is there Snake I’m taking you out of the fucking jungle right now”
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So fucked up they’re already converting the Crabitat to a Spirit Halloween
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I really like this game even though I really wish it used the main mechanic in cooler ways
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This is how Survivor works
Yeah, I’ve see Neon Genesis Evangelion
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If someone remade The Town With No Name in gmod I feel like it’d be a half decent TTT map
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So close! That is actually the character Peacemaker.
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Columbo: Haha I’m a funny detective I solve the murders Columbo climbing the stairs on a cruise ship:
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Troubled Waters is currently one of my favorite Columbo episode
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25 Jul 2023
Inconceivable horror descends from space and, through a series of terrifying manipulations of your own tiny world, manages to communicate that it thinks your hat’s shit
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A diver helps an octopus trade his plastic cup for a seashell
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Do you think the mission impossible guys are dating
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If I saved the world with a bunch of people on several occasions I’d fuckin marry them
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16 Jul 2023
Sorry but this is actually the best video on the internet
No one is allowed argue me that this is the best video on the internet of all time.
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