You may beat me down, but like a dick, I rise.

Joined January 2024
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So here's a thread of all my playlists so far 😊😊
I feel like I should do a thread of all my playlists
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The only thing I’ve learned from this Rihanna convo is that yall are just so accustomed to disliking the ppl you have children with (or have seen your parents hate each other so much so), that our good sis loving her man adds to the misery. Get off the internet & go to therapy.
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The discourse around Rihanna openly loving Rocky is crazy af. She literally has three kids with that man and they’re in a relationship. Y’all are stupid.
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That bbl comment by Rihanna was true Pisces behavior. Because a Pisces will tell the truth about a situation even if it's awkward for everyone else in the room. 😂😂😂😂
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Yeah you lot absolutely hate women in love supporting their male partners. Which is weird because that man has never tried to din her light. He appears to be her biggest hype man and vice versa.
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You can always tell those who didn't experience OG Rihanna on these Twitter streets
Jun 12
Rihanna is overcompensating when it comes to Asap Rocky.. it’s like she’s forgotten who she is.. she looks lame asf lately..
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We don’t call some of you losers, we need to start doing it more often.
Jun 12
Rihanna is overcompensating when it comes to Asap Rocky.. it’s like she’s forgotten who she is.. she looks lame asf lately..
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The same parents who travel long distances to help/ grieve/ celebrate their friends? The ones greeting almost everyone from church to the market? They model alot about community and friendship. Alot of us think we're too good for mundane things. Let's be serious please.
I think our elders didn’t do a good job at modeling how friendship changes from adolescence/young adulthood to 30s and beyond. A lot of us think friendships are supposed to look & feel like they did when we were in high-school & college. & thats just not realistic.
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Dey play, some of them dey push drugs, some dey do mad fraud Which man wan give woman 500m for pussy alone.
Don’t envy these Lagos big girls and their luxury lifestyle. Na married men Dey fund most of them
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curiosidade: só mulheres transmitem DNA mitocondrial, que pode permanecer praticamente inalterado por milhares de anos. então, tecnicamente, a única linhagem contínua é a da mulher. é por isso que conseguimos rastrear uma ancestral comum a todos os humanos vivos.
"eu não aceitaria me casar com uma mulher que prefere adotar a ter filhos, quero ter alguém com meus genes, meu sangue, minha linhagem..." vc não tá em Game of Thrones nem em house of the dragon não doido, ninguém vai se importar com a Casa Pereira da Silva
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The Twitter camera is actually so good. wtf
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This is the reason why there is a negative correlation between the amount of housework a woman has to do and her libido. If you take on the role of a child in a relationship, you can't expect to be desired like a man.
I feel like if I had to cook for, pick up and clean after, and look after another fully grown and perfectly able human being everyday of my life, I would resent them and resent them very badly.
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May 28
Replying to @devotedhat3r
everyone in these replies being purposefully annoying like i wouldn’t want to be called anything with “phile” at the end of the word in this day and age 🙄🙄🙄 like damn
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My desire and interest in sex is directly tied to work/money. Like if shit is stressful at work or my mind is focused on making more money, sex is of no interest to me. Like keep that shit away. I'm trying to make bank.
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But if work and money are cool then sex is up. How Piscean.
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Lol I just found a TikTok that has screenshots of everything Chichi said to Jackie 😂😂😂
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I'm crying okay 😭😭
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May 26
I stopped fucking with Jackie when someone in her comments told her she was pronouncing a French word incorrectly. And she said something like “you’re black, you shouldn’t even be speaking French?” It’s also when I realised she’s not very bright 🥴
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I know she's on her burner foaming at the mouth because we aren't using her new last name
Y’all tearing Jackie Aina ass up
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Let me say one last thing about Ja🔑’s role in this. We all know she’s had a longstanding beef with Juvia’s Place, and she’s entitled to that. But the fact she admitted she knew about this product long before it launched, and she couldn't see fault in the roll out, wording and tradmarking despite the blatant disrespect involved, says a lot to me. At this point, it feels like her dislike of JP has completely clouded her judgement. Instead of looking at the ethics of the situation and admitting that what has happened to Esther was wrong, she keeps trying to shift the conversation back to her issues with Juvia’s Place. That’s why I can’t help but feel she was perfectly fine with this launch and promoting it because it benefited someone she saw as a “rival” to JP (product-wise), regardless of who got hurt in the process, even though it goes against everything she claims she strives towards 🤷🏾‍♀️

ALT Burnie Burns Conspiracy GIF by Rooster Teeth

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