idiot savants that provide you with the tools to disappoint your parents
Joined February 2013
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25 Feb 2022
🤔 WONDERING WHAT THE FUCK PIZZASLIME IS? 🤔
Forbes: forbes.com/sites/abrambrown/…
Business Insider: businessinsider.com/pizzasli…
LA Times: latimes.com/lifestyle/story/…
TAP IN!!!!
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2 Oct 2025
damn this was sick… forgot we did this lol
24 Feb 2023
🚨🔥 have you ever seen a BEAR do COCAINE!? 🚨🔥
official @cocainebear x Pizzaslime out now 🐻🔑❄️
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10 Feb 2025
*creates a reverse OnlyFans where i send people pics of my nuts till they pay me $14.99 a month to stop*
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🅿️izzaslime retweeted
6 Dec 2024
"I'm not a skilled musician — I'm just having fun."
Chloe Cherry joins Blaketheman1000 (@OrtizGoldberg) on her debut musical release, "I Want More Money."
They spoke to PAPER about the "awesomeness:" papermag.com/chloe-cherry-bl…
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🅿️izzaslime retweeted
9 Sep 2024
I am thinking about The Rizzler today... He blew up this summer and spent the last few months making content with celebrities. Now he has to go back to elementary school, learn a bunch of stupid shit he’ll never use, and hang around normal kids every day. It probably sucks so bad
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🅿️izzaslime retweeted
6 Aug 2024
Wake up babe, Boiler Room x PIZZASLIME collab just dropped.
We kick off our September LA takeover with meme machine/pop culture’s favourite trolls on home turf 🍕 Tickets are limited, sign up for pre-sale access: blrrm.tv/pizzaslime-la
On sale Friday 09 August at 12pm PDT.
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8 Jul 2024
I haven’t felt alive since the American Idol popcorn seasoning was discontinued 🥺
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