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Jared “Ghost Dog” Denney @PlayaJared

✋ I’m jokin’ 🤚

Joined January 2022
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Haven't been posting cause I've been too present, distracted by the moment. Sorry but thank you.
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I feel like God when I turn right on red
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What’s the female version of ‘unc’
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Gen Alpha kid named Vaigleigh Gaye
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Thinking about becoming a bad boy
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We’ll burn that bridge when we get to it
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Rappers should be required to weigh 250 lbs.
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Pride month includes men who wear seatbelts
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Before pride month starts I just want to warn you I have a phobia of gay people
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New fidget toy just dropped
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Saw a doctor Naruto run through the ER
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My wiener need its own car seat
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I’m starting the opposite of the Peace Corps
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Guy at a seafood restaurant said “Wham, bam, thank you clam”
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I’m back #SorryHaters
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Setting up my Legos to guard the crib while I’m gone
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Getting drunk and googling top 10000 facts of all tim
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Can a Regal Cinemas girl and an AMC Theatres boy really go together?
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If Future was the prophet Jonah: I woke up in a new whale 💯🗣️
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Saw a beached whale. Maybe focus less on the singing and more on the swimming dumbass
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Haven't been posting cause I've been too present, distracted by the moment. Sorry but thank you.
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