Dear MAGA,
Your eggs aren't cheaper, but hey, you got no transsexuals in sports.
Your gas isn't cheaper, but hey, you got the "Gulf of America."
Your cats and dogs are safe, but hey, your Medicaid and Medicare will be defunded.
Your energy costs aren't cheaper, but hey, your Social Security is in jeopardy.
You're still paying taxes on everything, but hey, you're paying for tax cuts for the rich.
Your grocery prices aren't cheaper, but hey, those illegals are being deported.
Your getting rid of waste, fraud, and abuse in government, but hey, your giving Elon Musk more money to blow up more rockets.
Your life isn't getting any better by ANY of Trump's actions, but hey, you owned the libs by voting for a lying, 34 count convicted felon conman.
Congratulations — you voted against your own best interests and fucked the entire country in the process.