Unnaturally blonde. Funny-ish. Potty-mouthed. No internal filter. Former cynic. Barely used. Not for re-sale. Blood type: chenin. Proud Scot.

Joined June 2008
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This new Blockbusters looks complicated. 🤣 "I'll have an SNP please Bob".
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If you can’t deal with Jack winning, imagine how it felt being a CBB fan when Stephen Bear won #CBBUK

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THIS IS SO STRESSFUL! #TheTraitorsUK
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Growing up, Imane Khalif was told she couldn't box because she's a woman Now, she's being told she can't box because she isn't "woman enough" Fighting poverty and sexism, she's now Algeria's top female boxer
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This girl deserves a #gold medal for holding the umbrella with one hand through that entire speech #OpeningCeremony
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The weather in Paris tonight seems to be channelling the second week of the Glasgow 2014 Commonwealth Games. #Olympics
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Joey: I don’t play games Also Joey: tells everyone about secret mission 🙄🙄 #loveIsland
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#loveisland why is Joey still here?
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"I made you coffee." Hey Sean, the bar's up here... come join it! 🙄 #loveIsland
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Joey just proving over and over why he shouldn't be on #loveIsland
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Last time I was in Munich I was held at gun point by the police and I think I’d endure that again than another hour of this
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Before this game I felt like I could skip up Ben Nevis. It's only halftime and now I feel like I've been chucked down a very long flight of stairs with a swamp of cold sick waiting at the bottom. Gotta love the fitba eh 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
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Sorry, but the delight in the English commentator's voice is not the one. 🤷‍♀️ #GERSCO
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Fern after nikita complimented her top : #CBBUK

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Me: “it’ll be boring without Sharon now” 24 hours later Ekin Su’s straddling a gigantic teddy sobbing uncontrollably, Fern’s given the politest yet most savage putdown in recent memory and Louis has fully morphed into “drunk Gran at Christmas insulting everyone” #cbb #cbbuk

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Raye is too cute. #BritAwards
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So are all the attendees at the #BritAwards really cold or what? Lots of furry coats and woolly hats going on. 🤣
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Me counting how many times Molly and Callum name has mentioned by other family members. #loveisland #loveislandallstars
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Everyone tweeting pls think long and hard about why Georgia H wouldn’t do much for this challenge #LoveIslandAllStars #loveisland
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