Sooo, I'll probably make the switch over to that Bsky/Azure Air/Cerulean Cloud/whatever place soon. Just for reference:

Twitter's search function rocks because you can type in anything at all, and the results will not feature a single word you included in your search

I'm pretty sure I'm that for at least a few dozen people.

RT @_omalicha__: This is so real. Having a capacity for your life by expanding it (hobbies, work, friends, etc) remediates this.

A small public service announcement from the Department of Things That You Should Know… It has not “peeked” your interest. Nor has it “peaked” your interest. …It has piqued your interest. You are not “phased” by something. You are fazed by it. If you’ve had a long day, you are weary. If you suspect someone is an idiot, you are wary. It is “due course”, not “do course”. “Per se”, not “per say”. And while we’re here, it’s “could have”, not “could of”, but that particular battle may already be lost. Thank you for your attention during this brief outbreak of grammatical housekeeping. This has been a @LairdofthManor announcement.🎩💙

The best response I’ve seen to AI anything has been, “why should i bother reading something that nobody could be bothered to write”

“As Gregor Samsa awoke one morning from uneasy dreams he found himself transformed in his bed into a gigantic insect. Had Gregor gotten some Raid, he may have avoided this. Raid. Kills Bugs Dead.”

Once, while sitting in a GP clinic, I overheard a baby say “goo goo ga ga”, and the mother reply: “Well. That’s very stereotypical of you.”

何気にこれ便利。

WAITER WAITER MORE HAND DRAWN COMMERCIALS PLEASE

i’m crying imagine being so tiny that your house is literally just an apple

RT @_undertheseaa_:

35 years ago today, the world witnessed the cataclysmic eruption of Mount Pinatubo in the Philippines. After lying dormant for around five centuries, the volcano roared back to life, unleashing towering ash columns, powerful pyroclastic flows and one of the largest explosive eruptions of the 20th century. A series of smaller eruptions led to a massive blast on 15 June 1991, sending huge amounts of ash and sulphur dioxide into the atmosphere. The eruption disrupted air travel, darkened skies across the region and caused a temporary drop in global temperatures. It also triggered devastating lahars, as rain mixed with volcanic debris and swept through surrounding communities for years afterwards. Mount Pinatubo remains one of the most significant volcanic events in modern history.

I still do this whenever I encounter one of these racks, lol.

How it feels to snap out of a doom scroll

Someone needs to make a full movie of this. It'd be amazing.

they got tired of people saying his tie looked like a little body

There’s absolutely nothing more pleasing than watching yourself do the things you said you’d do. I really value honoring the promises I’ve made to myself.