Pike Lawyer // DJ Shmirk’s #1 fan // Banned from Bromley // Boys of '98 Day 1 // 3x Cooter Ball National Champ // 1x ejection from IM basketball game
Joined January 2024
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May 22
It don’t hit the same outside the paign
#HaveToRetent #TheRetention #RedShirtYear #Eligibility #FuckMe
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Just give AK and swoop an honorary degree at this point.
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May 16
If I hear one more wing pun I’m gonna do something ill regret
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May 16
Can’t wait to listen to a middle age bald dude talk about chicken wings for 2 hours
#Graduation
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May 11
Fuck imma miss this life of degeneracy in central Illinois
#5thyear? #TheRetention
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Watching TSJ and Ayo ball out in the playoffs gets me excited for when Will Riley and Keaton Wagler do the same
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Apr 29
PER REPORTS:
Tomislav Ivisic arrived on the scene with a lit cigarette in mouth and a bottle of vodka in his left hand. Without dropping either, he was able to apprehend the wild bull.
Students and residents are SAFE to return to the area.
Thank you @TIvisic
Apr 29
There is currently a Bull on the loose on the University of Illinois campus.
(video via my friends)
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Apr 28
Yannick’s got me 🤞🤧👎
Apr 28
“Tornado Warning”
Sounds like I’ll be tipping $1 to a minority delivering me $30 worth of food.
#ThisIsAmerica #AyoDos
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Apr 28
“Tornado Warning”
Sounds like I’ll be tipping $1 to a minority delivering me $30 worth of food.
#ThisIsAmerica #AyoDos
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Apr 25
I think next time DeCoste comes to #SeniorBlock on some weird shit we call the cops and trespass him
#TheArrest
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Apr 23
Feel like we need some controversy to spice up the IBV before graduation. One last hoorah. A last dance, some would say.
#TheScandal
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