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Collin Klein off season training gotta be like spear tackling practice in the morning, followed by a quick film sesh on hiding concussions. QB and RB room practice leading with crown of the helmet. WR 3 sets of hospital balls. One hour bashing head against wall for recovery
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We do not care
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>insanely powerful in nearly every game it's in
>heavy as shit
>needs rifle level maintenance
>jams with the wrong grip
>eats expensive ammo
>too expensive for what it does
>only chambers 7 rounds
>no military ever wanted it
Ultimate fraud of guns. Shitty non-revolving revolver
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Beat your opponents to death with hammers before every game who gives a fuck hell yeah baby fuck yeah no morefuckin rules!!!!!!
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THE Pontiac Aztek University retweeted
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am i sure the death star is going down? look at my quant. look at him! you notice anything different about him? look at his eyes. i’ll give you a hint—his name’s a fucking number!! he doesn’t even speak english—it’s all beep-boop shit!! yeah, i’m sure.
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Miss my CHEVY 2500 HD DISEAL WITH DA SNOW PLOW ATTACHMENT :(((
I miss driving my snowcat :(
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Idk what changed but since coming back, I absolutely can not stand being in Kansas City. One more week and I’ll never have to be back here again 🙏
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learning to snowboard is so metal i just ate shit on pure fuckin concrete (doing something dumb) and i didn’t feel shit. My ass is a fuckin anvil now dude, nothing is breaking this tail bone ever
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Mar 23
.@PontiacAztek69 I am so sad. I didn't even see this get listed.
I lost the unicorn.
😭
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Drink and jack off by myselffff, it’s jews and taxes I can telllll
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