Born into an ancient family of Waffle-masters, I will bring a new fervor to the church and lead us as we explore the boundaries of our faith and our waffles.
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Would you game here for 8 hours?
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ᛈᛟᛈᛖ ᛟᚠ ᛏᚺᛖ ᚹᚨᚠᛚᛖᛋ retweeted
May 26
This is why the kids today as so damn soft
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Since it's been awhile since I have been on here, this is a friendly reminder:
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29 Sep 2025
If Democrats want free health care for illegal so bad why don't they pay for it out of their own pockets? Oh wait I know why they don't want to spend their own money they just want to drain everybody else of there's.
29 Sep 2025
🚨 BREAKING: After meeting with Schumer and Jeffries, JD Vance says he believes there WILL be a government shutdown, as Democrats demand "free" healthcare for illegals
NO FREE HEALTHCARE FOR ILLEGALS! DO NOT BUDGE, 47!
VANCE: "They're basically saying to the American people, 'we want to give HUNDREDS OF BILLIONS of dollars, to illegal aliens for their health care, while Americans are struggling to pay their health care bills"
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9 Jul 2025
Which one?
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1 May 2025
Have I ever mentioned that I hate what car shopping has become? Because honestly who needs this kinda stress.
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10 Apr 2025
A few things I have learned while doing some research on used car's:
>Everything is a piece of junk
>except for Toyota's, which are apparently made out of old nokia 3310's and there for are indestructible machines that will continue to run even after The Sun Burns out.
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10 Apr 2025
> the "oh you don't want to finance this vehicle with 15 to 100% interest and pay on it for 20 years,can't help you" comments when I ask about the cash price it's very bad salesmanship. Like fine you just lost yourself a sale buddy.
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10 Apr 2025
Anyway I'm renting at this point I'm going to go look at memes until I feel better again.
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27 Mar 2025
waiting for people to like and retweet our memes
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Schumer mocks "greedy" Americans who want to keep more of their own money: "Their attitude is, 'I made my money all by myself. How dare your government take my money from me?'"
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1 Mar 2025
How every game of RISK ends
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