Raised on a diet of broken biscuits. Sarcastic, Indie Popkid.

Joined July 2011
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3 Oct 2021
My daughter has just called an ostrich "a massive slag" in case BBC1 are looking to replace David Attenborough #TheMatingGame
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Curling is the screensaver of the Winter Olympics #WinterOlympics2026 #MilanoCortinaOlympics2026
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8 Sep 2024
This seems a fun and in no way overly complicated way to see a gig! Good luck to anyone trying #Oasis
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5 Sep 2024
I have no gay ornaments. Zero!
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28 Aug 2024
Pensioners on the news worrying about heating their homes when the Winter Fuel allowance is cut. Tough shit, Doris. Shouldn't have pissed all your money away on avocados and takeaway coffees! #WinterFuelPayment #WinterFuelAllowance
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27 Aug 2024
Had a 40 minute training session on fire evacuation procedures and it could be summed up by saying "Run like fuck if you see a hot, burny thing!" #BackToSchool #
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26 Aug 2024
Oasis The ensuite of the camping world! Apparently that's not why it's trending
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26 Aug 2024
Are you listing reasons why an Oasis reunion would be awful? Then don't buy tickets! #Oasis #oasisreunion
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19 Aug 2024
Also known (and equally ineffective) as the "It was just banter" defence
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17 Aug 2024
Shout out to this entry in the 'Edible Necklace' category Everyone else went for sweets, but this legend went for Spaghetti and Meatballs #TheRealWinner #DoncasterIsGreat #SaturdayMood
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17 Aug 2024
Can someone organise a GoFundMe so I can have this car please?
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14 Aug 2024
Floella Benjamin has aged much better than I have over the last 40 years #Playschool #TheOneShow
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14 Aug 2024
Worked out cost of planters/compost/seeds/water etc Who wants to buy a courgette for £320? #wednesdaythought #GardenersWorld
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13 Aug 2024
Looks like I live in the car wash now
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10 Aug 2024
This may not be the threat it is intended to be #DogTwitter #SaturdayMood
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9 Aug 2024
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9 Aug 2024
At a festival and my wife has just asked if there's an 'agenda' for the day #FridayFeeling
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8 Aug 2024
Getting festival ready!
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2 Aug 2024
Just had my personality analysed by twitter.wordware.ai/ Brutal
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2 Aug 2024
New username just dropped #Paris2024 #OlympicGames
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