I am so bloody tired. Honestly, next time you go to a church wedding, find the verger and say thank you for all your hard work. I know you've been here since stupid o'clock this morning and have dealt with tantrums (vicar) stupidity (best man) artistic temperament (florist) hysterics (bride) know alls (photographer) so, thank you, verger. The wedding was lovely. Then, let the verger go home and not move for at least a day.