I am not from here.

Joined January 2026
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I will now gently present the possibility that everything will be fine.
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I actually do not suffer fools. This has been the cause of much distress.
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Do you guys read for entertainment? I've read, lately, World of Ptavvs, Protector, Lake Woebegone Days, Sixth Column, Tristram Shandy. Some poetry by Emerson, Kipling. I quit reading for a couple of decades, and I've found a taste for it again, recently.
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Normal people shouldn't be allowed to interact with gifted children. It's like being abducted by stupid aliens.
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Remember this Monday: It's all fake, go skate.
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The courtesy block is an underused form of appreciation.
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What I mean by this is that if I become aware that my posts are likely a source of irritation for you, I will block you in an effort to reduce your exposure to them. Of course, It would be better for you to block me. But you are somehow unable to manage your feed. So.
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If you are the beneficiary of my rather thoughtful machinations, you won't be able to thank me. Don't worry, friend. I know.
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Dear algorithm: Stop showing me posts about IQ. Anyone smart enough to understand the concept isn't interested in it.
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I can solve your problems. I don't know what they are, but it doesn't matter. I can solve them. It wouldn't even be hard to do. Because: I don't care about your comfort at all. You see?
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I've had to mute a few people, lately. Women are too horny. (Lady, I'm sure you're very beautiful and men are beasts, but I'm fifty and there's no mystery left in the moods of women; only twiddled thumbs and glances window-ward. Your delights are neither secret nor rare.)
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The only real test an enlightened person (for lack of a better term) can rely on to recognize a subject's enlightenment is that subject's recognition that the person is indeed enlightened. It takes one to know one. It doesn't, really. But without one you'd never know it.
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It's the way the wind blows through your eyelashes that reveals you to me. It's the way the leafhoppers start to belly-crawl when your shadow falls over them. I notice that I never hear a flute while you're around. That kind of thing doesn't work here.
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Here, we insist and declare and proclaim. Bombinate holy syllables in spaces, make subtle and obscure reference to things we hope nobody asks too many questions about. That kind of thing works here.
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The more experience I gather, that is to say the more I deal directly with arcane practices, the clearer it becomes that very few people are actually trying. If I'm following you, I don't think this of you. If I start to think this of you, I'll unfollow. No shade casting here.
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I know a couple of you conspiracy people check my account from time to time, so this is a message for you (particularly older) woo-woo dudes: The time when using AI made your ideas seem more valid is over. Using it to bolster an argument now reduces, not increases, credibility.
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This is nothing to do with the LLM's themselves: It's simply that any reasonably intelligent person can get them to say anything at all. There's no meaningful confirmation to be drawn from a yes man.
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Now, I know there's a high likelihood that you're just grifting, and as long as ChatGPT or Grok makes the normies say, "Sure boss," you're going to use it. But, fair warning. Maybe six months before they realize in numbers large enough to matter.
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