One of my people has intercepted this communication.
CONFIDENTIAL
To: Chloe Swarbrick
Subject: Failed Infiltration Report
Dear Chloe,
As you know, I have always believed that wealth is created by exploiting others.
I have always believed that profits come at someone else’s expense.
I have always believed that success is primarily determined by systems rather than individual choices.
I have always believed that government officials are better equipped to make decisions than ordinary people.
With these beliefs firmly in mind, I volunteered to go undercover as a right wing person to expose their dangerous ideas.
The first step was self education.
To avoid detection, I started reading books on economics, history, business and philosophy.
Unfortunately, many of the ideas made sense.
This was my first warning sign.
The second step was starting a business.
I was not skilled enough to do this, so I had to learn useful skills and provide a service people actually wanted.
I started maintaining properties in my local area.
The homes became better maintained.
The owners were happy.
People voluntarily paid me.
I made a profit.
This was deeply concerning.
To strengthen my cover, I joined a gym.
I became healthier.
I became stronger.
I became more disciplined.
This was even more concerning.
While maintaining my cover, I met a woman I found attractive.
For reasons I still cannot explain, she preferred the healthier, responsible and productive version of me.
We eventually married and had a child.
The situation continued to deteriorate.
Because my business was successful, I bought a house.
I employed people.
I paid taxes.
I became invested in my local community.
At this point the mission was beyond saving.
The longer I lived according to right wing principles such as self education, personal responsibility, discipline, family, private property and voluntary exchange, the better my life became.
I regret to inform you that I can no longer continue the operation.
I am no longer undercover.
I am now right wing.
Please accept my resignation.
Former Agent 27