I answered the phone, and a man said, “This is Officer ___ from a police department out of state. A car registered in your name was involved in a hit-and-run.”
My mind immediately packed a lunch and left the building.
I said, “That’s impossible. My car is in my garage in another state.”
My husband, standing nearby, said, “Don’t give out information. It could be a scam.”
He was right. These days, caution is not paranoia. It is basic survival.
So I asked the officer for his name, badge number, and the department phone number. Then I told him, “There are too many scammers. I’m going to call you back.”
I looked up the city and police department myself. The number matched. I called dispatch, and they transferred me to the officer.
Then the questions began.
Had I ever owned a green Subaru Outback?
Yes, but over twenty years ago.
Had I ever used a different last name?
Yes.
Had I ever lived in Washington state?
I gulped.
Yes.
By now my heart was racing, and my brain was digging through the attic of my life trying to remember who I sold that car to. The first thing that came to mind was a former family member with the same first name as mine.
Then he asked if I had ever lived in a certain small town.
Finally, I could say, “No.”
I told him there was someone from my former family who may have lived there, but I didn’t have her number. I might, however, have her father’s number. So I gave him that.
While we were talking, his police radio went off in the background.
He said, “Do you believe me now?”
At least the man still had a sense of humor after dealing with the public.
I was pretty shaken, so I asked him to call me back if he found the right person. Then I asked what had happened.
He said it was a fender bender in a parking lot.
I let out the biggest sigh and said, “Oh, thank goodness. I thought someone had been hit.”
He said, “Nah. Just looking for insurance to bill.”
Later, while I was telling my youngest son the story, the officer called again. I hung up and called the department number back because, apparently, I was still not done being suspicious.
He answered and asked for my birthdate.
I said, “Am I off the hook?”
He said, “Oh yeah. Not even close.”
To defend my suspicious nature, I told him, “At my age, it’s not paranoia. It’s wisdom.”
I could practically hear his eyes rolling through the phone.
Anyway, if I disappear from social media, I need bail 💵