cinephile and very powerful wizard
Joined January 2022
- Tweets 4,403
- Following 94
- Followers 580
- Likes 11,035
751 Photos and videos
Jun 14
Summer job’s water is completely off and they’re telling me to go shit in the woods
2
12
412
Jun 14
Oliver tree killed in helicopter crash… I guess you could say he…fell down to earth… from a hundred miles away….
1
1
8
478
Jun 13
You cant even buy gas in California anymore if you try to fill up your car the attendant just comes up to you and beats the shit out of you and sends you an invoice for your firstborn son
2
1
12
213
Jun 13
Getting belligerently drunk at my baseball team’s pride night and running into my ex gf. Harrowing.
1
16
195
Peej 👻 retweeted
Jun 12
Roommates moved out and left me some still water Thanks Guys!
3
1
64
2,749
Jun 11
Oh my god you’re taking all your grad pics in front of your local college bar??? Fuck that’s brilliant !!! It’s genius!! How innovative!!
2
21
352
Jun 11
My dad decorates his old Chevy for pride month because he has two gayish daughters. Here is the gaymobile in all her glory.
35
604
15,433
73,335
Peej 👻 retweeted
Jun 9
That one ex-friend that was lowkey supposed to be in your life forever
359
32,307
187,631
1,851,290
Peej 👻 retweeted
Jun 10
somewhere in Philadelphia are the worst people you could know
58
2,857
27,769
232,955
Peej 👻 retweeted
he was lowk so ahead of his time
38
2,127
27,895
307,479
Jun 10
I think much of the hatred towards my beautiful home state of California comes from there being so many popular songs about how awesome it is to be here. You don’t get that shit with Idaho. Is there even a single song about Idaho? Doubt it…
6
152
Jun 9
Immediately spawning in at my local taco place straight off the airplane because I’ve been denied good Mexican food for far too long
3
10
343
Peej 👻 retweeted
Jun 9
I’m so emo we will be roommates again one day
3
2
69
1,387
Jun 7
I had to move all my shit out of my apartment two days before I fly back home. This is the bed I will be sleeping in for the next two nights #harrowing
4
1
16
812
Jun 8
If this is the light at the end of the tunnel of this long ass day then it’s a really dim light
3
155