Drunken philosopher. Dysfunctional Veteran. Fixer of the bleeps AND the bloops.
Joined October 2012
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Amazing new fudd lore just dropped.
Jun 9
Doesnt need tools for disassembly aside from the trigger
Only dumb people think the 1911 is a bad weapon
Your "super tacticool handguns" that need a million tools to disassemble are useless in a long term situation their parts arent universal
You find another 1911 it matches
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Breakfast this morning was pretty ass.
Send double entendre tweet.
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A recent investigation revealed that 90% of H1B Indians used fake credentials. I'm not at all sorry.
Jun 8
"Your hate toward Indians on Twitter for mere payouts is actually costing lives on the ground."
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Can't. Going through all my bags to remove all the spent and unspent casings from the various range trips I've made so far this summer.
(I also can't find my Oakleys.)
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TLDR:(all ALLEGEDLY) Largest collection of LEGO goes on consignment to a store. Store goes corporate. Says they don't have the LEGO sets or the money. And say 'sue me.' The local PD act illegally to cover for the store. PD and store are Mormon.
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Can't. Going to the range and then the grocery store in my silkies.
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Once, when I was young, my father entered me into a swim meet. I didn't train. I didn't know it was happening. We just showed up. I placed 3rd.
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I may be forced to visit the midnight ballerinas tomorrow. In honor of my fallen friends. Today has been a long day already. And getting a DUI, while on brand, is sub-optimal for further observance of my lost compatriots.
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May 24
Desplegaron al Chud en Caracas
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Twitter was inundated with 'the youth' exclaiming that they had to pay $28 for a meal. I hopped over to Factor meals. 3 meals. Protein dense. $32. All you have to do is cook it. It's already seasoned and portioned.
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May 23
I'm ngl, I was not expecting to find out that user "Shit Eating Rapist 1488" is a 106lb, recently pregnant woman.
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May 23
This was meant to make fun of the nazis but instead goes unbelievably hard
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May 22
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