New here. Could be fun. Smarties are medicine. My social life is two dogs.
Joined January 2025
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1 Nov 2025
The only way I could get myself to sleep last night was to tell myself that I’d be a better person in the morning. Now it’s morning and I have to decide if I lied to myself last night.
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I can read a clock. Until someone is watching me read a clock. Then suddenly I forget what a clock even is.
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Jun 15
Why don’t men roll a pack of cigarettes up in their tshirt sleeve anymore
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Jun 15
I couldn’t sleep last night because I was excited, and then girl dog woke me up just after 5am!
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Jun 14
I don’t understand people who eat and then do things. For instance. Date night at a restaurant and then dancing. I have to lay down after I eat a restaurant meal!
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Jun 14
I made a bookmark out of card stock. I think it’s too bendy. How bendy should a bookmark be?
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Jun 13
My mom just referred to her dogs’ front legs as arms and I love it.
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Jun 13
Purposely put only rubbed small amounts of antiquing wax onto this one. I think I like the look!
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Jun 13
Do not watch Maternal Instinct on Netflix unless you want to cry your eyes out!
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Jun 12
My to-do list is longer than a CVS receipt, but it’s got some fun stuffs on it too!
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Jun 12
Update:
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Jun 12
Almost everything I do, I do alone. It’s getting tiring. 😞
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