I am in therapy
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20 Jul 2022
Pretty embarrassed that I dropped my phone in a lake lol
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18 Jul 2022
Where did they find this picture of me lol
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10 May 2021
Parachuting into israel with an acoustic guitar. Time to end this
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18 Jul 2022
Watching a slice of life anime about how hard it is to find an apartment when you’re on the sex offender’s registry
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18 Jul 2022
I love eating my own diarrhea
18 Jul 2022
I don't have anything to support this theory, but I feel like Tony Soprano would like Death Grips.
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3 Jul 2022
Teaching my girlfriend’s partner how to play Magic! 👀👀
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18 Jul 2022
I have been pretending to be a psychic and make people close their eyes and open their palm and then I plop my nuts into their hands
18 Jul 2022
Psychics, tarot card readers and other intuitive workers online are grappling with a truly absurd number of scammers and impersonators targeting their communities. A few talked to me about the problem, and some bigger systemic issues in psychic labor: vice.com/en/article/n7zb88/p…
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18 Jul 2022
I’ve worked at oil refineries and multiple Amazon warehouses and I think Starbucks is absolutely the most exhausting job I’ve ever had with the lowest pay of them all, but I guess it’s bourgeois service work because they’re allowed to put a little rainbow flag on their apron.
17 Jul 2022
The definition of proletarian matters because it distinguishes reactionary unions of bourgeois service work from proletarian labor which is unionized. The amazon union is proletarian. The starbucks union is not. If you don’t understand this, you never will.
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18 Jul 2022
It’s a total waste of my time acknowledging an insufferable dork like this guy but I really think there is a not insignificant portion of the population that thinks Starbucks doesn’t need a union because they aren’t coal miners
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17 Jul 2022
When you're talking to a cute girl and she pulls out a vape
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17 Jul 2022
Your ancestors didn’t go through hell for you to sit on your ass, smoke weed and watch porn all day.
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28 Aug 2009
I #renenberwhen i got attacked by a dog walkin 2 da bus stop.....i got on da bus and i didnt have no lunch money.i got robbed by a dog...SMH
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15 Jul 2022
what seems to be the problem officer
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