Joined September 2020
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You only live once, so make sure you spend 15 hours a day seeking validation from internet strangers.
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My impression of Japan in any international sporting event.
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BenevolentUncleElon retweeted
🌎 𝗪𝗢𝗥𝗟𝗗 𝗖𝗨𝗣 𝟮𝟬𝟮𝟲 📅 Frenkie de Jong makes his tournament debut tonight (22:00) in the Netherlands vs Japan clash.
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I’d laugh, but this has happened on every long distance trip I’ve taken.
アメリカ式シャワーの出し方わからなさすぎて、出るまで5分くらいかかった😅
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It’s on .
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Cautionary tale, It's great to want to see the #USMNT succeed and win. But the same bureaucrats that have destroyed college sports are leading @ussoccer
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BenevolentUncleElon retweeted
The streets in the Netherlands are World Cup ready! 🦁 🇳🇱
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BenevolentUncleElon retweeted
About that 2-2… 🤯 #NothingLikeOranje #FIFAWorldCup
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Indeed.
This is pretty insane from the Americans
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BenevolentUncleElon retweeted
Our #FIFAWorldCup opener! 🇳🇱🇯🇵 Be ready, Dallas! 🤠 #NothingLikeOranje #NEDJPN
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Let’s Goooòoooooooo
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This is why I don’t trait the media. Whatever is on his head isn’t man made.
Landon Donovan's new hair sparks buzz during USA World Cup match trib.al/SLHXGlE
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The US MNT did an excellent job shaking off the embarrassment of having Katy Perry in the same stadium.
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BenevolentUncleElon retweeted
Amen 🙏
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Apparently I’ve been a fan of US Soccer since Landon Donovan was bald. Today vs his career
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Cheering for the US on American soil is easy. Being a fan while overseas? That gets dicey fast. I greatly appreciate the German, Dutch, British, French fans who are hospitable but I've got a list of places I won't go without security...
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BenevolentUncleElon retweeted
People ask me how I stay so optimistic. The honest answer: I read the data, not the headlines.
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Dutch Soccer in the World Cup has come a long way.
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BenevolentUncleElon retweeted
Watching @FreddyLA7 the German World Cup fan road trip through the South and discover actual America has been one of my favorite things online. Waffle House hash browns. Buc-ee’s snack aisles. Auburn’s stadium. River tubing. Fairhope sunsets. Random small towns that look like movie sets if you actually slow down long enough to notice them. People fly here thinking America is New York, LA, Vegas, and Disney. Then they end up somewhere in Georgia, Tennessee, or Alabama and realize the whole country is way weirder, prettier, friendlier, and more interesting than they were told. That is the America I love watching people find.
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BenevolentUncleElon retweeted
A must watch from Jamie Dimon.

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Kettlebells work, I just need cardio that doesn’t eat my joints
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