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Joined March 2014
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Corporation: "We made $4B but spent $3.9B so we only owe taxes on $100M."
Government: "Totally reasonable."
You: "I made $60K but spent $58K on survival."
Government: "You owe taxes on $60K."
You: "That's not—"
Government: "File by May 15."
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SilentJ🔪 retweeted
Apr 8
He's a traitor to the village and killed Naruto, how do you NOT hate him?
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Mar 7
a nigga like me don’t care i’m going *snoorrkk mimimimi* in a bad bitch arms
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earth full gameplay guide and review:
- takes 3 years to unlock voice chat
- tutorial takes 18 years
- banned at level 60-80
- can’t respawn
- pay to win
- good graphics, no lag
- can’t choose your own spawn server or username
- signing up takes 9 months
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SilentJ🔪 retweeted
Feb 12
Well I, for one, am so relieved that we can finally stop worrying about the world elites fucking our children because the Dow is up.
Phew.
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11 Dec 2025
i miss when goon meant entry level mafia employee
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SilentJ🔪 retweeted
4 Dec 2025
BREAKING: Within the past 72 hours:
- Apple's AI Chief steps down
- Apple's Head of UI Design leaves to Meta
- Apple's Policy Chief steps down
- Apple's Head of General Counsel steps down
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19 Nov 2025
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19 Nov 2025
If you don’t fuck with me … don’t fuck with me 🖕🏽
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This isn’t even a clip from the movie…🧐
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