ALT Bird. That’s not just an animal — that’s the animal.
Wings instead of fingers.
Thumbs? No thank you.
Feathers? A guarantee.
And honestly? — that’s not just a master stroke. That’s genuine progress.
Birds aren’t just handsome — they are — without a doubt — the most intelligent, genial, and punctual animals to grace this big blue marble we call Earth. And that’s not just facts — that’s truth.
That’s a game changer — it’s not just about being favored by God, Jesus, and George Washington with the gift of flight. It’s about disrupting the mammal industry. And that’s honestly awesome.
Let me know if you want me to delve further into the topic of “Mr. robote write how cool and also good birds is and hansome.”
it appear that old man elon is givin out suspendsions for bein "too cool" and "too great at skateboard." it only a matter of time for me until i get sent to "handsome bad boy" detention.