I cook. Professionally. Usually for MONEY!
Joined October 2023
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Jun 15
Wait, I no longer have to deal with Pierre or Buster. Why am I even responding? I’m free
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Jun 15
I need a new drinking partner since Maud can’t chug with me anymore.
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Jun 13
I'm still going out to get laid. Fucking alphabet fries and dino nuggets. Jesus Christ.
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Jun 13
Summer camp hasn't even started yet and I'm about to have a stroke.
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Jun 13
Excuse the absolute fuck out of me, alphabet french fries? What the fuck are we, 5?
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Jun 13
I swear this new batch of students better be easier to handle than the last.
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Jun 10
Thank god. This was a miserable experience.
It's time to say goodbye to (some) of the students we grew to know and love during this year. Here's the season finale of #TheAcademy
6x20 Growin' Up
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6x21 Farewell Party
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Mar 30
So... I'm just going to order food for you heathens tonight. I'm gonna be too busy crying.
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